I'm a little sad today
But Sally's rat died
So she has it worse
I skipped lunch todayBut Ben failed his test
So he has it worse
I didn't eat todayBut Penny chipped her nail
So she has it worse
I cut myself todayBut Greg stubbed his toe
So he has it worse
I might die todayBut everyone is fine
So I have it worse
A/N: You can tell that past me had writer's block for literally almost a year.