Hey, I'll tell you something
But you have to remain calm
I only have one condition
You cannot tell mom
If she found out, believe me
She would have my head
If you ever told her
You and I'd both be dead
It's something really important
But it'd make her really mad
And the fact that I'm hiding it
Is actually kind of sad
Some of my friends have this secret
And they can't tell their moms
But my dad and their dads know
Which is actually kind of wrong
Moms are supposed to comfort you
But I swear if she knew this
There's no way in any world
She'd accept an atheist
