Gorillaz Oneshots

Gorillaz x pregnant! Reader

Noodle:
     I have been trying to get pregnant for a while. Me and Noodle decided now would be the best time to have a baby, having a stable money source and the band being on a small break. We've already gotten married the last time Gorillaz went on a break, maybe next break the kid will get a lover or something.

     "Alright babe, third times a charm, right?" Yup, this is the third time I've done all the shots and shit you have to do. Noodle takes my hand that's not holding the test.

     "You will this time! I gotta good feeing!" My lovely wife cheered. We've been hiding in the bathroom trying to get some privacy, but with Noodle's yells and the fact that the rest of the band was right outside the door eavesdropping, not a lot of privacy. We waited a few minutes for the results, now we just have to look.

     "You do it... I'm too scared." I tell her.

     "No, you do it. I'm more afraid than you I can tell." I huff in annoyance.

     "You."

     "No, you!"

     "Nu, uh! You!"

     "Bloody hell! One of you do it!" Murdoc yells from outside the door. Followed by a series of 'Shh!'S. I swing open the door.

     "Muds! Do it for us!" I yell at him. He flinches before walking in and looking at the test.

     "Fuck." Is all he says. Me, Noodz, 2D, and Russel all deflate. Tears already started to form. "Looks like we're gonna have a little brat running around soon." That's when the tears really start to fall, but for an entirely different reason. Noodle runs at me and hugs me so hard I almost go flying.

     "Congrats you two!" Russel yells.

     "Fi'ally a kid I won't haf to pay child suppo't fo'!" Stu says happily. Pfft, like he pays any of his child support bills.

     "Sorry you guys couldn't have a kid by fuckin'!" Murdoc says before hugging us.

     "Noodle?" She looks over at me. "We're gonna have a fucking kid! Like, a real walking talking child!"

     "I know! And we're gonna fuck it up somehow!" This was a pretty good day.

  2D:
     "Oh fuck, oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck!" I stare down at the positive pregnancy test in my shaking hand. I read it over a hundred time, hoping if I prey enough it will change. But it doesn't. I'll admit, Stu is faithful to me, as I am to him, and we do love each other... but that doesn't mean he won't leave when he finds out. He's done this so many times, fucking, getting a girl preggers, and then leaving like a gust of wind.

     "Luv? You in 'dere?"

     "Y-Yeah!" I stutter out.

     "A'most done? I gotta use da toilet."

     "Uh huh!" I say and hurriedly stuff the test in my pocket. I fling open the door after flushing and move aside after he gives me a smile. The first thing I think to do is to snuggle up in a ball and cry for hours... but after some rational thinking, I decide to tell Noodle.

     "Hi Y/N-San! What brings you here?" I close the door. I walk over to her and put the positive test in her hand.

     "What the fuck do I do?" She looks at the test for a moment before looking back up at me.

     "You're pregnant!?" She yells.

     "Want to say that a little louder?! I don't think my mom heard in Europe!" Just as I say it, Russel walks in shocked.

     "D got you pregnant?" He asks. Noodle snickers from next to me.

     "Obviously Russ! But the question is, who's D?" I huff and roll my eyes.

     "Stuart, Noodle. Of course Stuart."

     "What'd Faceache do this time?" Murdoc asks as he walks in. I cover my face with my hands and make a noise between a whine and a sigh.

    "Got Y/N pregnant." Russ answers for me. Murdoc let's out his infamous cackle.

     "That sodding idiot." I level him with a glare.

     "He's not an idiot." He cackles again.

     "Hormones already?" He asks with a smirk, which falls off his face when Russ smacks him upside the head.

"What do I do?!" I ask while my voice wavers a bit.

"Y/N-San, your being stupid. Everyone knows you guys are stupidly in love!" Noodle says.

"And if you guys do split, we'll always be here to help you! You're part of the band, not like we can abandon ya!" Russel chimes.

"Con't have my band without our backup bassist and singa!" Just as Murdoc finishes his 'helpful' statement, Stu walks in.

"Why you guys all in 'ere toget'a?" I immediately move in front of Noodle to hide the test.

"Hanging out?" I say like a question.

"Time for me to go!" Murdoc says and sweeps ou the door.

"Good luck Y/N!" Russel says and leaves.

"I'm not leaving my room, get out." Noodle says as she flops on her bed. Me and Stu leave the room and walk to our shared one. I shut the door behind me and take a deep breath.

     "What's wrong Luv?" He asks with a jitter in his voice. I sit down on the bed and he follows. "I uhhh... might be pregnant." He stares at me for a minute, slack jawed, then he giggles.

     "Is dis a prank?" He asks with a smile. I shake my head and level him with a intense look. He smiles even brighter. "Yay!!" He yells and hugs me like there's no tomorrow.

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Sorry it's not the best.