um hi there my names natalie i'm mr worldwide famous with a promised neverland fanfic with 500 views and 1 follower
i don't know how i got here or where i am but i'm pretty sure im in the middle of the indian ocean
i have bananas with me and 2 rats on my piece of wood/boat. there's no water here so if i don't update my fanfics you know what happened
i hate
H A T E
cats. they just freak me the fuck out like they can be all sweet and then the next second you're in the hospital with an impaled eyeball
i also hate mosquito eaters. they kinda look like me; extremely large legs, tiny ass head
but they're scary bitches. they just fly around and you know scare you
um pleAse like and subscribe for more educational content
i will call ur mom later today
