Welcome to Mullinger Island

Get use to the rain molly, it's going to be a while

I woke up to feel a cool snap of wind crawl under my blankets. I rummaged and fiddeled with them , trying to make them cover me from the chilly wind. I pulled them up, but then my feet weren't covered. I groaned, "GD why can't I just sleep without being interrupted!" I threw the blanket off my and trudged off of my bed. "Great, now I have to start the day in a bad mood. Thanks Ireland, I'm really digging this weather!" I said sarcasticallly to my self. I unplugged my phone from the white cord, and walked towards my door. I cracked my bag and yawned. Putting on my slippers, I walked out of my room. My pajamas consisted of a burgandy hollister hoodie with the californian bear on it, and black, tight soffee shorts. Which might I say made my butt look amazing. I actually have a pretty big butt considering I'm only 5 feet. My wavy, blonder hair was in a high bun, but more messy because I had slept through it.

I slowly made me way down the marble stare case, tripping through several steps. As I walked to the kitchen I decided to annoy my parents, "YO YO YO MAMA DAWG! Where day bitches at? I need to feed the baby inside of me! My baby daddy wouldn't want to have a dead baby pop out of me!" Hahaha I'm too funny. I screamed at the top of my lungs till I walked in the room and my face fell. Both Aaden and "James" were sitting on the bar staring at me wide eyed.

James spoke up to break the awkward silence, "Uh... you're pregnet?" Both him and Aaden had worry faces on.

"It was a joke" I quietly said while walking towards the fridge, I could feel my cheeks turn red as they became warm. "Now what is there to eat?" I murmured to myself. "Cereal? No that's boring. Nutella? No, I think I need to cut down on my weight... I GOT IT!" I must've screamed the last part out because I turned to see the boys laughing at me. "Oh cut it boys, I'm just excited about my hot pocket"

"Hot pocket?" Aaden said with a confused look across his face.

"It's a pocket pizza! Irish people these days..." I said shaking my head... I made the hot pocket deliciousness and walked over towards the boys. I pointed to the couch and they followed me over to it.

I looked behind me and could hear Aaden and James speaking about "arses"? What the fuck...

"Uh you guys. I'm pretty sure arse isnt a word..?"

They chuckled, "It means Ass just for us Brits and Irish people" Aaden said laughing.

"And why is it that you would be speaking about this at 10 in the morning?" 

"Because you have a nice..." James said. He quickly stopped himself and blushed. Awh

Aaden rolled his eyes, "butt. He means you have a nice butt for your size"

"For my size?" I said as I raised an eyebrow.  

"You're a midget." James said laughing.

"HA-HA you guys are so kind..." I said as I rolled my eyes. "Whatevs dawgs I gots hoes in different areaaa codess" I said as I got off the couch and walked away like I was some model on a runaway.

"By the way boys, enjoy the view.." I said turning to wink at them. "Actually not you Aaden. That would be illegal." I grabbed my phone off the counter and unlocked it to play music. I turned the first song that appeared, "as long as you love me" by justin bieber.

It began to play and the boys just awkwardly stood there, "Boys... if you're going to just stay here and  watch my ass please stop and join me. AS LONG AS YOU LALALALALALALALALALALALAL LOVE MEEEEEE!" 

Aaden came by and turned my musice off. I sighed and sat on the bar stool next to me. "why are you so mean to me. you're just like my parents:" I whined

"Well actually I was thinking us three could walk around town. Go get dressed, maybe we'll get ice cream."

"ICE CREAM!" I screamed, "Be back in 10 boys!" I laughed as I ran up the stairs....