It was rainy on a Monday morning , y/n was trying to sleep but her coochie kept on itching. "Why does my coochie itch so much?" She said while ferociously itching away.."I have to go to the doctors, but at the same time I'm too lazy to go to the doctors." Y/n decided she'll go at 12pm to the doctors office to see why her coochie itches so much.
12pm It was 12pm and it was time for y/n appointment. she put her messy brown hair into a bun and sighed because no one will ever love you. she then got in the car and when y/n got there she saw that there was a man IT WAS OPPAR KIM NAMJOON!!!!😮😮
"OMG KIM NAMJOON OPPAR IS THAT YOU" y/n said in excitement. "Oh shit not this bitch agian,,,I already told Her I was gonna come at her with the gl🅾️ck and she still want more"😠😠😠 y/n quickly tried to run up to him and give him a sloppy kiss when he pulls out the gl🅾️ck and said... "AYO BITCH DON'T COME AND GIVE ME A SLOPPY KISS WITH YOUR STANKY ASS BREATH! OR I'LL SHOOT!" Y/n were heartbroken. She thought that Kim Namjoon oppar sarangay her but he didn't. "OPPARRR PLEASE SARANGAY ME!" I'll let you spit in my ear! Namjoon said "Fuck off bro i don't sArAngAy you, now if you don't stop i'll yeontan on your ass and let HIM spit in your ear" Y/n didn't like that idea so you quickly left. when y/n got back home, she went on snap and saw this on namjoons story
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y/n were ANGRY how could someone lick her oppars toes? she decide that she was going to hunt down hoseok and shove the rod that namjoon had in dinosaur up his ass to make sure he'll never lick her oppars toes.
she stayed up all night on monday until she finally figured out where he was and where exactly he was gonna be on Tuesday.
"Well hoseok" y/n said, you're about to get the fucking of your life 😠 and not in a good way.
