Sunday at 9:30 AM | Mario has started a group chat
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Mario: Well, Mar10 Day is here once again! So, what's everyone gonna do for the day?
Princess Peach: Well, I'm gonna make a cake to look like my castle!
Princess Daisy: Luigi and I are gonna make banners and hang them all over the kingdom!
Rosalina: And the Lumas and I are gonna do a sky performance later on tonight.
Mario: Brilliant!
Bowser Jr.: Hey, is it okay if my dad and I can come back to the kingdom again.
Luigi: As long as you two can behave yourselves this year.
Bowser: Hey, we were behaving just fine last year!
Princess Daisy: No, you weren't! You stepped on ten cars, picked a fight with Mario, and then you threw him at a window at Peach's castle!
Bowser: No, I didn't!
Rosalina: And let's not forget that Bowser Jr. drew graffiti on all the banners last year as well.
Bowser Jr.: I don't know what you're talking about.
Princess Peach: Okay, okay, you guys can come. Just don't do it again, please?
Bowser: Oh, anything for you, Peach.
Mario: And stay away from Peach!!!
Bowser: Make me, fatass!!!
Luigi: Oh, brother.
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Super Smash Bros. - The Facebook Conduction
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