Team PMSE: RWBY x OC team

The turtle, the redneck, the tomboy, the ruler, and the hare

Nobody's P.O.V.

Midas had walked with Velvet, gathering up her fellow teammates, by simply snatching some up by the hair and tossing them into the jeep or in the case of Esmeralda, she just let them get in of her own accord. They, of course, gave Velvet the front seat, because they weren't going to put the bunny waifu in the back. What kind of heartless monster could do that? Not PMRSE of course.

Sovea looked over to the hare next to her on the dusty pleather seat "So, big Midas said you was gon' give us a tour? That's mighty kind of ya miss."

The rabbit giggled with that classic sweet smile across her face "Oh, it really isn't a problem, I'm just happy to be able to help. Who knows, maybe we'll even get the same classes."

Sovea paused, just staring at her as the airship doors began coming open

Velvet looked down nervously "Ummm... is... did I say something wrong?"

Sovea shook her head

"Then what is it?" she cocked an eyebrow, an ear bending downward

Sovea then spoke in the biggest matter of fact tone you've ever heard "You've sure got a funny accent, ma'am."

Immediately Esmeralda's hand came like a speeding bullet to bitch slap the redneck in the back of the head as Velvet hid her blushing behind her hands "Like you're one to talk, you corn shucker. How rude can you possibly be?" she then looked to the rabbit girl "I'm so sorry for her, she's just stupid sometimes. Wait, no. She's just stupid."

Velvet was about to speak when Sovea shouted "Hey! Listen here princess, if you wanna go whackin' me in MY car, I'ma beat ya like a rented mule!"

Esmeralda just rolled her eyes, pissing off the commie girl even more "Why you skanky little whore!" she was about to leap back at her when Pretz fired a shot from her revolver into the air... and the roof of the airship

"Shut up, drive. We have a sweet, polite girl here giving us a tour. Let's put on our big girl pants and show we have some basic manners, got it?" she looked around, shooting glares at each of them and then turning back to Velvet with a far more gentle expression "Sorry about the commotion. We just get a little loud sometimes."

The brunette in the passenger seat giggled and nodded "Oh, it's alright. I guess with Yatsuhashi and Fox, I've just gotten used to Coco being the only real source of sound." she then leaned back in her seat "But regardless, how about I give you all the tour I owe you?"

Midas nodded "Yeah, that'd be nice, tiny." she patted her on the head as they came to a stop in the parking lot, Sovea swearing as she heard something crunch under her tires

"Damn it all, that better not of been a cat..." Sovea grimaced, opening her door and stepping down onto something hard "Huh?" she looked down, seeing a yellow motorcycle, the front half all but pancaked and flattened, metal bits all over "Oh damn it all to hell... I DON"T HAVE INSURANCE! CALL THE GENERAL CALL THE GECKO, CALL THE DUCK!"

As the southern bell began to sink deeper into her panic Pretz and Esmeralda began ushering Velvet away with Midas using her giant frame to block the view of what had happened behind them, the leader mumbling "She'd better not get us in trouble on our first day..."

Esmeralda groaned "You already shot a hole in the roof of an airship... Wallah..." she hissed

Velvet piped in "wasn't that Yang's parking space?" she had a look of worry on her face.... oh shit or was that grief.... or mourning "And she's really, REALLY scary when she's angry. She broke Dove's arm last month for tearing her sister Ruby's hood, I wonder what she'll do when she sees that...."

Midas spoke this time in a very hurried manner "Not a damn thing because nothing happened to be angry about, nothing is broken, no harm done. Everything is gonna be A-OK, so don't worry that pretty little head about it."

Esmeralda saw that Midas was trying to lead the girl away from the topic just as they were physically leading her away from it "Yes, my love. You'll get worry lines if you keep that up. And I could not possibly tolerate such a blemish upon such a work of magnificence." her own Trans-Atlantic accent was shining through like a lighthouse on a foggy night

Velvet blushed and looked down "Oh, I'm not that pretty really..."

Pretz giggled "Nonsense, nonsense. But I think that's enough flirting for now, how about we get going, see what there is to see, we're Alice in Wonderland and you're the Cheshire Cat."

Midas spoke up "We're in Narnia and you're the Lion."

Esmeralda giggled a little as she walked in front of them and gave a bow "We're The Fellowship and you're Gandolf the grey."

"Actually it's more like you're the Dorothy, the Tinman, the Lion, and the Scarecrow, and I'm the Good Witch of the West." Velvet smiled, beginning to regain her composure, relieved by the change of topic "And we're off to see the Wizard of Oz after the tour." she pointed to Ozpin's tower and began laughing

After their little exchange she showed them around the cafeteria, the different dorm buildings for each year, the courtyard, the pool, a few of the paths into the Emerald forest, explained how parking permits worked, how every dorm had a kitchen and a bathroom and a living room. She also told them their class hours, the hours the cafeteria was open, where lockers were for their weapon storage, even how missions and such worked as a method for gaining extra money, even if certain missions weren't permitted to first-year students like themselves.

Esmeralda had been writing each and everything down as she had said it, rarely looking up from her notepad, though she miraculously managed to avoid bumping into the many light posts and benches and even students they had passed on the way and even managed to come to a complete halt as they entered the base of Ozpin's tower.

Velvet looked to them and waved "Well, I'll be going now, Professor Ozpin should know that you're coming. If you need me or just want to hang out, my dorm room is C657. Goodbye."

The girls gave her their own respective goodbyes and farewells and see ya laters before they sat down to await their turn to see the Professor. The man who had given them the chance to actually become huntresses... oh and, wait Sovea was walking out of the elevator black and blue with a key in her hand, a blonde bombshell behind her.

"Hey, guys. Got our room key." she held it up with a smile, a couple of her teeth missing

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Hey guys, sorry it took so long but here's the update. And might I just give a big thank you for forty reads? I'm glad you all liked it. I'll try having another part out for you all this week. But as always, if you have any critiques, feel free to share them with me, I love hearing that stuff, helps me be a better writer.

But anyway, I'm out, for now, have a good one everybody

~Kai

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