Barney tries a cigarette.

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Barney was eating his cupcake, which was purple.

Like his skin.

And like my blazer.

Then he went into an alleyway and a gang beat him up and stole his cupcake.

Which was purple.

Like his bruises.

Like his skin.

And like my blazer.

They gave him a cigarette and told him to "Chill"

But smoking it made his lungs purple.

Like his bruises.

Like his cupcake.

Like his skin.

And like my blazer.

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