One day he lost his dinosaur, Bubba.
Bubba didn't know right from wrong because she was still a baby and decided to wreck the halls with christmas folly falalalala lala la la.
A christmas tree burnt to the ground and killed a few people.
Everyone was terrified of Bubba.
Barney was watching the news when he saw what Bubba was doing on the news. The army was coming to shoot her!
He had to find her quick!
He ran faster than nyan cat, only he released rays that weren't rainbows, but purple.
Like the pet treats for Bubba.
Like Bubba, his dinosaur.
Like the diamond.
Like the ash cloud.
Like his surfboard.
Like his lungs.
Like his cupcake.
Like his skin.
And like my blazer.
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Barney the Dinosaur (COMPLETED)
Short StoryHow does this even have more than 100 votes I swear I was drunk or something when writing this thanks guys XD
