Barney arrived home 3 weeks ago.
He signed up for a secret agency called Skyrise.
His first mission was to steal a diamond from the Queen when she wasn't looking.
It was a training mission.
Do you think he did it?
Of course.
Do you want to know why?
Because the diamond was purple, which was his lucky colour.
Like the ash cloud.
Like his surfboard.
Like his lungs.
Like his cupcake.
Like his skin.
And like my blazer.
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Barney the Dinosaur (COMPLETED)
Short StoryHow does this even have more than 100 votes I swear I was drunk or something when writing this thanks guys XD
