Prologue

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The Griffins are seen watching tv together. "We now return to Dragonball, which is actually a show about a dragon's penis." The TV annoucer said. Suddenly, the lights go out, leaving the entire household dark. The Griffin family moans.

"Well, it looks like it's going to be another episode where you tell us one of your stories, Peter." Lois said to Peter.

"Aw, but I already did the Star Wars series," groaned Peter. "And I don't want to do the prequels!"

"Hey, dad. Why don't you tell us another story that's based off a totally different movie?" Chris suggested to him.

"Can it be based off a romantic musical instead?"

"Uh, sure."

"Oh, dad, can you do Phantom of the Opera?" asked Meg.

The Griffin Family glares at her. "Meg, no one wants to watch a musical about some mysterious masked man, who is later revealed to have face cancer in the end." Peter retorted. "And especially, nobody wants to see you play as Christin Daae." Meg gazes downward. "You know what? I'll jest tell you Beauty and the Beast instead."


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