I was sleeping in my bed like a regular person does. I couldn't sleep and then I saw Sans Undertale in my closet. I said "Oh my god are you the real Sans Undertale?" He replied and said "Hehehe yes I am and I am here to tell you something." I was shocked. Why would he want to tell me something? Why me? Is it because he likes me? Hmm? Sans walked over to me and sat on my bed. He said "I know we just met but...you're cute and I like you." I started blushing hardcore and said "I like you too." I was freaking out and have butterflies in my stomach. He moved closer to my face and kissed me. I was S H O O K E T H! I kissed him back passionately. Suddenly my friend Marshi walks in. She looks at both of us and yell "HELL YEAH SOUP! GET THAT BIG DICK ENERGY!" Then me and Sans stopped and Sans left but he texted me this (don't know how he got my number) See ya tomorrow boo ;) My face was burning red.
Hey y'all! Don't take this seriously this is a joke. So...yee.
