a trigger warning goes out before you start this chapter. if you have a weak stomach or are easily upset by forcefully closeting people and awkward relationships, i don't recommend reading this chapter.
i'm not going to go into depth with the "relationships" i'm just going to do a very brief summary of what it was. so of course we gotta start with the infamous
elouvator: ah yes, where the bearding first began. so, i mean, i don't necessarily want to bash elk because this isn't the point of the chapter. but i do wanna say that shes actually vile, lmao. there are many reasons for this but, again, that's not the point of the chapter. so back in 2011 louis and eleanor starting dAtInG because harry iNtRoDuCeD tHeM tO eAcH oThEr. they had a few breaks but they are now bAcK tOgEtHeR. i don't really want to talk about this dreaded rElAtIoNsHiP anymore. long story short she's came into this world only because she was a beard and nothing more than that, and sadly people look up to that. here are vile pictures, you have been warned.
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louis looks so happy to be with her its so cute
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i'd like to call this picture 'awkward' bc if you know then you know
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the funny thing about this picture is that this picture was taken on a frigid night but louis refused to give her his boyfriend jacket, but we'll get into that later (;
(this is a completely random side note, but something great just came on in the middle of typing this chapter and i think i just might lose my shit)
haylor: this bearding was also gross honestly, but more tolerable than the one above. so harry and taylor starting dAtInG in like december of 2012 and ending things in January of 2013. literally only a month. we all know taylor has [attachment] issues, and of course she would write a song about very guy she encounters. but for people to think harry really would write a whole song about a girl he only dAtEd for a month.. c'mon. he instantly denied two ghosts being about taylor but when asked if sweet creature was about louis he was all "um uh, uh, um, well uh, um, i think skshdljfl" but anyway, here are some pics:
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harry im so sorry
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everything will be okay, its only a month
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omg i'm so sorry, i should've warned you before i just gave you this jump scare
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its okay harry, you'll be free one day )':
these are the only two beards i'm gonna talk about because danielle wasn't that bad or problematic and louis didn't look that miserable with her as he does with elk and i don't even want to delve into briana jungleworms. and as for kendall, she wasn't that bad either but camille... oh no, i don't think i can do that to myself
