Q/A with the kool kids UwU)> {Deku/Kacchan}

Daily quotes from Deku

~{Property of Broccoli boy uWu)>}~

(Deku dies silently)

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Deku:Is it cannibalism to eat broccoli?..

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Deku: I love babies- 

Todoroki: why did you just- 

Deku: shush baby- 

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Deku:  I keep breaking my pee pee when I sit on the toilet, do I have a problem?..

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Deku: Kacchan let me breathe in peace

(Kacchan takes hand away from neck): Just this once- 

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Deku: I broke my legs again I can't sit down how am I supposed to doodoo ?

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Deku: I'm so glad I have such great friends

(Kacchan in the back): go fucking die

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(Kacchan typed a message to a friend)

(Deku leans over): The ¨I¨ is not capitalized 

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(Deku sings Opening for Bnha)

Kacchan: shut up

(Deku stares at Kacchan)

(SINGING INTENSIFIES) 

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Todoroki: I like to look at pretty things 

(Todoroki stares at Deku) 

(Deku in his mind): am I a thing? Or am I pretty? 

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(Kacchan shoves pencil in Deku's mouth) 

Deku: MMM led poisoning

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Kacchan: This is my song! 

Deku: That's just a pencil Kacchan 

(Kacchan shoves headphones down Deku's throat): Can you  hear it now?!

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(Deku sneezes) 

(Kacchan continues to write)

Deku: No bless you? 

Kacchan: Kill Yourself 

Aziwa: No don't say that again in my class (still half asleep)

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Deku: somethings stinks-

Kacchan: It isn't me I smell like gummy bears and kale 

~Oh well time to disappear again, Just a bit of random bye bye~

~Deku and Kacchan signing off~