Best story eva. [KuroBasu] [PARODY]

Chapter 1: The new girl.

[Chapter 1: The new girl.]

I let out a sigh as I entered the school. I put my hands on my hips sexily and smiled my usual perfect smile. "I can't wait to get to class!"I beamed, "I hate class. " I love class.

I went to class, smiling to myself. I walked in and instantly everyone's eyes was on me, admiring me and my perfect body. I blushed. I'm shy, yet the most confident and brave girl you'll ever meet! I flipped my rainbow hair and smirked," H-Hi everyone..! My name is  Rainbowleehanasakurachan Samachankunsan! " I have such a normal,bland name.

"Hello!" Every single person in the classroom cheerfully greeted me, even Kuroko Tetsuya.

I smiled then went to my seat, which was next to Kagami and Kuroko because why not. I looked to them, my eyes widened as I saw  Kuroko,  who was already looked at me. He smiled, "Nice to see you again, Samachankunsan."

I blushed and grinned,"You too, Tetsuya!"

Kagami rose a brow and looked to  us, "You know  this girl, Kuroko?" He asked.

"Yes, She  is the best basketball player I've ever met." Kuroko blankly replied,"She beat the Generation of Miracles."

Kagami's eyes widened,"Really?Oh my.." Kagami blushed hard. He... He was in love!! Even though I don't know  yet, even though this is in my POV and I just said the fact that Kagami was in love with me, plus he hasn't told me his name but I already know it, and I'm just about to say Kuroko loves me too even though I don't know since I'm a oblivious little shit.

Kuroko though, He's loved her ever since he first saw  her when she beat the GoM by herself. Her team just stood there because they are worthless and not as good as her. Oh look, a  POV change that the author didn't mention.

Here  comes another POV change.

I giggled very cutely and innocently. 

Then suddenly that was it for the day. Riko begged me to join the team but I wouldn't because of my tragic past that has nothing to do with me not joining a basketball team at all, or basketball in general. Hyuga knows this, so he didn't pressure me to join.

I  started to walk home, humming to myself. I suddenly bumped into Akashi. I blinked and looked up at my enemy, "Akashi!!"I glared at him and took a step back.

Akashi smirked,"So we meet again,Rainbowleehanasakurachan."

"I told you not to call me by my first name!"I huffed angrily, acting tsundere even though I was deredere before.

"I do what I want."He replied, making me even more angry. With that, he pushed past me and continued on his way.

I frowned deeply.  Ugghhh! He annoys me! I'm so angry.. 

I let out a sigh to calm myself down. I put on my usual emotionless expression. I am  a Kuudere, you see? I walked with my head down, thinking of my tragic past.

What was my tragic past?

Well..

I was only little. I smiled happily, saying hello to every guy who loved me. There was this new boy. He was cute. I greeted him,"Hey! What's up?"

He looked to  me,"..I don't love you." He said then walked away.

I felt my heart break into many different pieces.

That was the first time..

I don't want to say any more . I don't want to give more details because my tragic past will only make you break into tears, if you're not already crying.

 My eyes teared up as I remembered my sob story. I stopped walking and sniffled, wiping my tears,"Uuu..."

Suddenly Midorima came out of nowhere. He only shows his dere side to me. He didn't ask why I was suddenly back from my move to America that I should've mentioned eariler. He just hugged me.He knew  of my tragic past.

"Shh..It's okay." The green haired male whispered..

I blushed and hugged him back, crying.

Then because I'm lazy to write anything else..

Suddenly a time skip to when I get home.

 I walk into my mansion. My parents ignore me because that's sad  and good for the plotline.My siblings hate me for the same reason.

 I looked down and walked to my room where I have a flat screen television, anime,manga, otome games, gold,sliver,diamonds,music,ten phones,DvDs,internet,three laptops,two computors, video games, PS4,PS3, DSI,DS, Wii, Wii U and many other things.

Yes, I'm quite poor. I live in a poor family.

I laid on my bed, sobbing about how  ugly I am even though I'm perfect.

I sobbed also about my bad life..

[END OF CHAPTER.]