Best story eva. [KuroBasu] [PARODY]

Chapter 2: A Confession!!

[Chapter 2: A Confession!!]

Today is a new  day! I got up and got dressed, no shower or anything. No nothing. Yet I look and smell great and my naturally rainbow  hair is soft and perfect. The carpet matches the drapes by the way.

I headed to school, where I met up with Riko. Riko begged me to join the basketball team because I'm the best basketball player in the whole world,"Pleasee! Rainbowleehanasakurachan-chan!"She begged me.

I looked down," I can't.." My eyes watered. "I have..such a tragic backstory when it comes to basketball."

Riko's eyes widened,"O-Oh..I'm sorry.."She put a hand on my back," You can tell me.."

I told her all about how  that one boy out of all the other boys in the world that love me and how  he didn't love me! He loved a girl with obviously dyed natural brown hair instead. She didn't even have big boobs!!

Riko burst out into tears on my very tragic and sad and sorrowful and tragic and sad upset backstory. "Oh my god.."Her voice cracked,"Y-You've been though so much.."Riko sobbed. She hugged me.

I could tell she loved me too because I'm perfect and everyone loves me.

I nodded my head and hugged back,sniffled,"But..But I.." I clentched my fists." I will join."

Riko pulled away, surprised. She smiled wide,"T-Thank you!!"

Then suddenly a time skip to uhm, after school. I whistled as I walked out of class. All of a sudden I got pulled into an empty classroom by Kagami,"Eh??Taiga?"I looked to him.  

Kagami blushed deeply,"Rainbowleehanasakurachan! I love you even though I just met you yesterday! It was probably love at first sight or something, probably not but this is for the sake of showing the readers how  perfect you are!"

I've never heard such passionate, loving words from somebody..Even though I get over a million confessions from boys each day. 

I blushed deeply and looked dow n submissively. I'm such a shy girl,"T-Taiga.."I blushed.

"I can't accept your confession because the other men haven't confessed to me yet  and the author hasn't put in Murasakibara,Aomine,Kise,Izuki,Teppei,Himuro,Mitobe,Cat boy,Alex,Momoi,Takao,Kasamatsu,Hanamiya,Tamaki Suoh and the others  yet!!"

"I understand."Kagami looked down from my rejection.He turned away and walked out of the room, sad.

I hate rejecting people.. It not only hurts them, but me too.

Oh well, off to go meet another dude.

I walk down the street and suddenly I bump into Akashi. He smirks at me,"Aishiteru." Then walks away.

I blushed. W-What? I've never heard such sweet,long,passionate and caring words from him. He and Kagami love me?!

Oh what a day!!

I walked back to my poor-looking home, a golden very clean mansion. I got ignored by my family for the sake of the plot line, even though tbh they won't hold any importance to the story. I'm just getting them to ignore me so that the boys feel bad for my horrible life.

I walk into my room, seeing my millions of love letters from boys around the world. I sighed. Nobody loves me!

I jump onto the bed, sobbing about how  much everyone in the world hates me even though they all love me because I'm perfect. I have Akashi eyes, rainbow  hair, a perfect body,  money,boys,women sometimes because everyone loves me because I have Akashi eyes, rainbow hair, a perfect body, money,boys, women sometimes because everyone loves me because I have Akashi eyes, rainbow hair, a perfect body, money,boys, women sometimes because everyone loves me because I have Akashi eyes, rainbow hair, a perfect body, money,boys, women sometimes because everyone loves me because I have Akashi eyes, rainbow hair, a perfect body, money,boys, women sometimes because everyone loves me because I have Akashi eyes, rainbow hair, a perfect body, money,boys, women sometimes because everyone loves me because I have Akashi eyes, rainbow hair, a perfect body, money,boys, women sometimes because everyone loves me because I have Akashi eyes, rainbow hair, a perfect body, money,boys and so on.

Yes, Yes I know.

My life is so sad.

I'm so poor and everything.

Also nobody loves me.

[END OF  CHAPTER.]