Best story eva. [KuroBasu] [PARODY]

Chapter 3:The Best Basketball Player!

[Chapter 3:The Best Basketball Player!]

I joined the basketball team and instantly I was the best player on the team. Surely we'd help- I mean, I'd help the team become the best team in Japan because I'm so good at basketball for no reason whatso ever. I've never even had practice to make myself good. It's natural.

I bet I could win all the games by myself without any help from any of the others.

Yes, I could. There is no doubt!!!

After my first practice, everyone went home but me. I stayed behind to practice more even though I don't need it since I'm already naturally good at basketball. I'm the best basketball player in the whole world. I was so good Akashi and the others tried everything to make me be in the Generation of Miracles but I said no because I don't know, to make the story more dramatic?

I heard some footsteps coming up from behind me. Suddenly I got pulled into a hug. I blinked then looked to who pulled me in a hug, Teppei."Teppei-senpai?"I blinked.

 Teppei smiled," I love you, Rainbowleehanasakurachan."He whispered. I blushed deeply because I'm a shy girl but yet I'm a kuudere,tsundere,deredere and more.

"T-Teppei-senpai...!"I pulled away, blushing furiously and looked to him,"I-I never knew  you felt that way before.." I've only known him for like, three days including this one.

"Will you be my gf?"Teppei asked sweetly.

I blushed harder  and looked down,"I-I don't know  yet..I-"

"Stop right there,Teppei!"I heard my brother shout. My eyes widened. I turned to look at him.

"I love her!!"Hyuga shouted.

"Eh?!"Me and Teppei gasped.

 "But you're my brother!"I exclaim,"I mean, It doesn't surprise me that you love me since like, every boy in the world loves me but still."

"I love you dearly,Please be my girlfriend!"Hyuga said.

"No!She's going to be my girl!"Teppei exclaimed,"I will be her sugar daddy."

Sugar daddy?!

Kuroko appeared out of nowhere, his usual blank expression on his face."No. I will be her sugar daddy. I love you, Rainbowleehanasakurachan-chan!"

I gasped. Three men at once?!?! "I-I'm sorry. I'm going to have to reject all of you, bye!"I said dramatically before running out of the gym, heading home.

Once I got to my home where everyone hates and ignores me, I went to my bed full of love letters and jumped on it, sobbing.

I hate rejecting people even though I do it all the time!!!!

I'm just glad, even though Hyuga is my brother I live separately for no reason and in a mansion with a different family that all ignores me for the sake of the plot!

I cried and cried because I'm such a cute sensitive girl."Uuuu..Uwwaahh!"I cried loudly,"Waahh!"All of a sudden, I got a text from Murasakibara.

' I love u. Stop crying.'

I didn't question how  he knew  I was crying. 

Oh, Wait, He loves me too!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!!??!?!?!!??!!?!?!?!??!!??!?!?!!??!!?!??!?!?!!?!??!?!?!?!!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!

Oh my!!!!

Today has been such a strange day!!!

I don't know  what I'm going to do when I go to school tomorrow. So many people love me! Oh my, why did I have to be this perfect?

I tied up my rainbow  hair in a messy bun because that's cute and in almost like, every kurobasu fanfiction the girl has a messy bun all the time because it's so cute apparently. I'm not saying you can't have messy buns but really?

Why not a neat one for once?

Oh, I forgot. This isn't my rant book.

I wiped my sparkling gem like tears and got up, changing into my kawaii pajamas then I stayed up until like 4:04 AM because I'm a hardcore otaku and internet nerd?

Oh, I didn't mention that earlier in the story?

Oops.

[This one has to be the worst chapter yet]