Jom & Terry

Jom and Terry 1: Fear and Depression

Here we go again.

Jom and Terry woke up in some spicy holding cells which I suppose were supposed to keep them captive. Surprise, surprise. They didn't. Because they were made of ice. In "New" Mexico.

Seriously, New Mexico is older than my grandma, and that's old. So why's it called "New Mexico?"

Oh right, the story.

So, they realize that they are, in fact, moving, yet they are not moving. "Hey we are moving, but our legs are not moving." said Jom. "Excellent observation." replied Terry. "We are indeed moving, but our legs are indeed not moving." "I noticed." stated Jom once more. "Indeed." replied Terry. "I suppose that we should begin to traverse what I assume is a train." stated Jom. "Indeed" replied Terry. "We will traverse what you assume is a train." "Indeed" stated Jom once more. Terry looked up. "Hey look, a convenient ladder hatch" He said. "Indeed" replied Jom. "There is, indeed a convenient ladder hatch." "Indeed" replied Jom. They went up the ladder to the roof of the train cars. "Hey, we are going about 84.78075311 miles per second." stated Jom. "Indeed" replied Terry "we are going about 84.78075311 miles per second." "Indeed" replied Jom. So they began to traverse their car. However, they ran into a problem. "This is a problem." stated Terry. "Indeed." replied Jom. "This is a problem." "Indeed." replied Terry. There was too big a gap to jump. "Wow, this gap is too big to jump." stated Jom. "Indeed." stated Terry "This gap is too big to jump." "Indeed." stated Jom. Then they noticed that there was a ladder down the side between the train cars. "Oh look, there's a ladder that leads down between the train cars on both of the cars." said Terry "Indeed." replied Jom "There is a ladder that leads down between the train cars on both of the cars." "Indeed." replied Terry. They began to squint. "I think we must blink." stated Jom "Indeed." replied Terry. "I too, think we must blink." "Indeed" said Jom. They blink. "Now we must climb downwards on the ladders on the side of the train." stated Terry. "Indeed." replied Jom. "We must we must climb downwards on the ladders on the side of the train." "Indeed." said Terry. They climbed downwards on the ladders on the side of the train. "Let's not talk so much." said Jom. "Ok." said Terry. They climbed up the other ladder. "Hey look, some banditos." said Terry. "Indeed." replied Jom. "There is, in fact, some banditos." "Indeed." stated Terry. The banditos looked at them. "Oh look, some non-banditos." Said bandito #1. "Indeed" replied bandito #2. "There are some non-banditos." "Indeed" stated bandito #1. They pointed their bandito style guns at our two 'Heroes' "Hey, they're pointing their bandito style guns at us." said Jom. "Indeed." replied Terry "They are, in fact, pointing their bandito style guns at us." "Indeed." replied Jom. "Hey they're looking at us." said bandito #2. "Indeed" replied bandito #1. "let's shoot them."