SOME FUNNY SHIT BEFORE THE DEPRESS

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*Bort and Bakugou stand beside each other

Kaminari: Yo, guys.
Bakugou and Bort (union): What do you want dunce face?!
                                                    *looks at each other
                                                    STOP COPYING ME!!! *yells at each other
Phos: They're too similar that ut's scary.
Kaminari: Agreed

*Diamond with Eri
Aizawa: Take care of Eri and don't do anything stupid
Diamond: You got it! *stares at Eri
Eri: *stares at Dia*
Both of them: Kawaiii!!!!
      End of the day
Aizawa: Hey I'm ba---
Diamond: Your father's like Bort, just with shorter hair---
Eri: He's a good dad, how about Bort? Is she a good mom too?

     Pause
Diamond: I'm older than her.
Aizawa: *tears up* I'm a good father?

*Antarc, Cinnabar, and the Amethyst twins with Todoroki
Ame (older one): You know----
Thyst (younger one): Todoroki looks like Antarc
Ame: And Cinna on each side.
Phos: *spits out water* Obsurd!!! Antarc is more badass. Cinnabar is just depressed
Izuku: They're all badass, Phos. Leave the twins be. And don't diss on Cinna, she's the best.

Thyst: If Antarc and Cinna fused---?
Izuku: This is not Steven Universe.----

*everyone starts quarreling
Cinnabar: This is why I don't trust the twins and Phos.
Antarc: I'm even alive
Todoroki: She's not entirely wrong though.

*Bakugou and Alexandrite in one room
Bakugou: Why do turn red when I'm around?
Alexandrite: You look like a Lunarian because----
Bakugou: What the fuck did you just say?!!?
Alexandrite: Ohhh~ You wanna fight with Red Alex huh?? Is that what you want??!!
Bakugou: I take it back, give me some time.

*The Diamonds together (Dia, Yellow, Red Diamond, Green Diamond and Izuku)
Class 1-A: Too bright!!!!!!

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Spoiler Alert

Quick side note: Because Izuku originally had black hair (based on Horikoshi himself) I made him a Black Diamond, but because of radiation he turns green whenever he wants. That's why his nickname is Green Diamond. The original Green Diamond kinda looks similar anyway and no, I didn't delete her, I just left her out of the story because in the manga she's also 'dead'.

*Class 1-A seeing the different stages of Phos
All: Awwwwww~ You're so cute!!!! Why did you change?!
Phos: Becuase I was spoiled and useless.
All: *sweat drops

*Cinnabar and Mina
Cinnabar: So, you also have poison
Mina: Yep, but only when I think I need it. It comes out when I want it to. Isn't that convinient?
Cinnabar: Unless if it secrete with every breath you take.
Mina: *sweat drops* Ummmm... Do you like flowers?
Cinnabar: They die in a single touch.
Mina: Why is everyone from the Country of Gems depressed?!?!?

*Euclase and Todoroki
Jade: You know, Euclase and Todoroki have a same hair design, just dofferent color.
*points at the two of them talking about Izuku
Izuku: Stop doing that, please.

*Mineta to every other gem
Mineta: Why don't you have boobies???????????

*Comparing everyone's hair
Sero: Did you know, Momo's hair is until her waist?
Benito: Ha, Neptunite has long hair too, until her hips!

(waist is above the hips by 5 inches I think)
Chrysoberyl: I'm sorry, but Lapis has her hair until her thighs..
Phos: Same with Alex
Mina: Ummm.... Hello?! Tsuyu has her hair until her calves!!
Uraraka:Doesn't Bort have the longest hair among all the gems?
Rutile: But it ain't the biggest.
Padpa: *walks in* Hey Rutile, where's the powder at?
   *eveyone stares at her hair except Rutile
Rutile: It's in the Nurses' Office, second floor ompn my desk.
Padpa: Thanks babe!
    *everyone jawdrops
Rutile: So, can anyone beat her hair?
Diamond: Bort's is tied with Padpa too.

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Author's note:
Warning! The next upcoming chapters are major spoilers to the Houseki No Kuni (Land of the Lustrous) and only a bit of BNHA. If you didn't know who is a manga spoiler then look below.

Eri- Upcoming S4, in manga chapters 150 up. Either mentioned or shown

Chrysoberyl (alternative name of the character, will be out in HNK S2)
Green Diamond- only her feature in the manga
Padpa- Ep 12 and upcoming S2
Red Diamond- feauture in the manga
Benito- Ep 1 and 12 is what I remember,I forgot the other episodes.
Neptunite- Same episodes with Benito
Alexandrite- Ep 10, 11, 12 I think? Upcoming S2 and currently in manga chapters 65, 67 and 74
Padpardashca (Padpa)
Ep 12 I guess? Upcoming S2 and currently in chapters 65.
Antarcticite- in S1 only, but mentioned throughout the whole anime. Mainly Ep 7, 8, 9. She apparently appeared as a hallucination in Ep 11.

I suggest you watch HNK and read the current chapters it's manga, because it's mainly part of the plot in this whole fanfic. If you don't want to, it's okay. Just ready at your own risk.

I'll be posting more of things like this so you guys would recover from the depressing climax of this crossover.

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