The Adventures of Klaudia and Natalie

Friday 26th April 2019

After a lovely but average day at college, Klaudia and Natalie have decided to go to Bexleyheath to enjoy themselves in Danson Park with all the little kiddos. Although many tears were shed and multiple bits of sweetcorn fell out of Natalie's sandwich, they both had a wonderful day. However, we shall get into the details of that right after we explain to you who Natalie and Klaudia actually are.

The first character goes by the name Klaudia, but in ends she's also known as k1.certi or kloudz. From the outside she seems like an average white girl; hazel eyes, dark eyebrows, blonde hair, quite pale and skinny. Many people may think she is quiet or slightly shy, however, when you get to know her you might consider signing her up for a doctors appointment or even a mental asylum. Her physical appearance is quite average, but her mental state is slightly unstable, which explains why some people may describe her as 'tapped'. Another important fact about her is that she goes through certain phases of depression; every week or so she will cry about a certain situation (usually about her boyfriend who isn't really her boyfriend but is her boyfriend).

Klaudia has a friend which is the second character in this story known as Natalie. Her name is average, however, many people refer to her as a1.lakes. Similarly to Klaudia, Natalie has hazel eyes and is also quite pale, however, her hair is not blonde but a mixture of different shades. Natalie is a character that gets bored quite easily when she's alone. Around 2 weeks ago, she got bored and therefore decided to put henna at the front of her hair, which now looks red or ginger. From far away it looks nice and many people compliment her, but when you see it close up you start to notice where the dye ends. Natalie is also very strange and people from college seem to think of her as 'tapped' or in some cases even 'wet'.

So, now that you know more about the characters, it is time to continue with our story.

After college, Natalie and Klaudia have decided to take a bus to Bexleyheath in order to get to the park. They had to wait in a long line for the bus as many people from school also take the same bus. Once the bus came, they got on and sat at the top as it was a double decker bus. Two girls sat in front of them and although they were friends they did not speak which meant there was silence and they could hear everything that people were talking about. Natalie and Klaudia were quick to realise that and, therefore, decided to speak in Polish to make sure that no one understand their autistic daily conversations. They spoke about many things including nuggets (but not chicken nuggets but human nuggets), Klaudia's boyfriend that isn't really her boyfriend and they also complained that the bus is taking a long time to get to their destination.

After 20 or so minutes, they have arrived in Bexleyheath. They got another bus to get to Danson Park as it is quite a long walk (20 minutes). On the bus there was a fat girl that was staring at them and a really short Asian woman that had a few grey hairs which interested Natalie and Klaudia and therefore, they have decided to count them. Altogether they have managed to find 4 grey hairs on that woman's head.

Once they got off that bus, they went straight into the park through the gates. Shortly after that, they did not hesitate to stop and sit on a tree, next with a woman on a bench with a little kiddo, to eat their sandwiches. Klaudia ate a chicken and salad sandwich while Natalie enjoyed her tuna and sweetcorn. Unfortunately, many bits of sweetcorn managed to escape from her sandwich and roll on the ground. It was a very sad moment but it didn't stop Natalie or Klaudia from enjoying themselves.

They have decided to go into the park right after eating their sandwiches. There was many little kids there, however, there was also some from secondary schools, which Klaudia found a massive interest in as she seems to like youngers. One of the little children kept walking close to Natalie and Klaudia, so without hesitation, Klaudia asked him "Do you want to see my boobie?". Klaudia took the confusion on the kid's face as a 'no' and decided not to bother him again.

Whilst Klaudia was talking to little kiddos, Natalie was having a great time at the park. She jumped on the mini trampoline, when through the tunnels, went on a slide and a swing. She acted like a child and refer to Klaudia as "mummy", although Klaudia did not claim her as her own child. She got very bored of Natalie's behaviour and therefore, they left the park.

On the way back, they have noticed that the sun was very bright and they decided to stop and take a few pictures and videos. Natalie was using Klaudia's phone as she wanted to add something to her story. Klaudia was looking through Natalie's phone and noticed that Natalie messaged her boyfriend who isn't really her boyfriend but is her boyfriend (who we shall refer to as 'Bob'). Klaudia was very confused and therefore, decided to look at the messages. Turns out that Natalie sent Bob many messages about Klaudia including "Do you have feelings for Klaudia" and "Are you tryna cuff her" which made Klaudia very angry. She started crying because she thought that Bob might think that Klaudia asked Natalie to send him that, although she didn't. She wasn't very happy, but Natalie did not seem to take this very seriously and instead of apologising she took many videos in the sun.

After a few minutes of Klaudia's traumatic experience, they walked out of the park to go home. Unfortunately, Klaudia and Natalie live in complete different areas and therefore they cannot take the same buses home. They had to separate themselves and go home individually as there was no way for them to stay together.

When Klaudia got home Bob called her. He complained to her that Natalie is sending him weird messages and he told her to tell Natalie to "fuck off". Although this may have seemed rude, Klaudia understood where he was coming from and therefore, repeated the exact words to Natalie. Klaudia was no longer depressed as Bob understood that it is Natalie that is sending him weird messages and Klaudia had no influence what's so ever on what she sent him. During that phone call Bob also asked Klaudia to meet him tomorrow and she agreed to it.

Later that night, Klaudia decided to FaceTime Natalie. Even though Klaudia is very familiar with Natalie's weirdness, she was very shook when she saw what Natalie was doing. She was dressed in a black leather jacket, with a gold bag around her neck. She claimed that she is "riding a stolen motorcycle" and she was chocking herself with the bag as she liked the pain. Klaudia's concern levels started to rise significantly as Natalie decided to propose to her. Of course the only thing that Klaudia could say to that was 'yes' as Natalie forced her into that marriage.

Apart from Klaudia's slight depression, their day was pretty good. They enjoyed their lovely day at Danson Park as well as talking to the little kiddo. Tomorrow shall be an interesting day as Klaudia is going to meet Bob.