Supermarket is a Cupid [On Hiatus]

Chapter 1

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Trigger/Warning ⚠️
This chapter have a lot of swearing please proceed at your risk.
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All I was seeing was red. My body was surging with anger. I had the burning desire to kill someone and that someone being the A-hole standing before me. I swear one murder should be forgiven.

Okay, you must be thinking what am I babbling about, so lets rewind.

I was happily selecting candies to buy when suddenly a cart was harshly pushed by my side scratching the side of my arm and cruelly rolling over my foot.

Ouch!....that surely does hurt. I took a sharp intake of breath.

"LOOK WHERE YOU MOVE DUMBASS" I said grinding my teeth.

That sentence made the person or should I say freakishly tall man halt. And like it happens in all movies he turned around in slow motion.

"Okay, that's creepy and cringey. Do you all bimbo sluts use the same pattern to lure man because let me tell you its FUCKING.OBVIOUS. you just see a man and Bam!!! you throw yourself at them like desperate leaches. So let me make one thing clear I am not interested." he looked me from top to bottom and said, "and would definitely not sleep with you ".

Huh. WHAT THE ACTUAL FREAKING HELL!!!!

I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS.

"Are you dumb. Are you dumb. No are you dumb. What are you even saying!?!" Damn yes I quoted superwoman.

"Dude what are you even talking about. You do NOT make any sense."I said confused.

"Well it makes complete sense to me. Why the fuck else will you stop me then." He said glaring. Glaring. I should be the one pissed not him.

"You freaking rolled the troley over my foot." God, is he some runaway mental patient or something.

He snickered and rolled his eyes at me and that was enough I would take. What is he even talking about when the hell did I threw myself at him, this delusional ass need to calm down.

"How dare you accuse me of something like that. And what the fuck are you really talking about. You can't just push someone with your cart which let me tell you really hurts and then starts sputtering shit about god knows what. Do you seriously accuse random people in public about anything. Listen dude you must have met women which mostly turns out to be dumb bitches. But get your facts straight NOT. EVERYONE. IS. LIKE. THEM" I repeated his action and look at him from top to bottom "and what did they even saw in you to sleep with you". I said that all out in one breath. Ha ha, take that sucker.

I saw him clench and unclench his jaw and his hands curled into a fist.

Ugh..oh look like someone is really angry. But I kept my composer wouldn't want him to see me scared it give him more power.

But it's not really my fault that you are pissed on somebody else and you take out your frustration on some random stranger whom you has so harshly injured. I may sound a bit dramatic but it actually freaking hurts but it's not about that anymore. Its about ego now. I narrowed my eyes at him daring him to do something.

Oh, you must be looking like a constipated pig with your face crunched up.

And that ladies and gentlemen is my subconscious that can't keep it shut and would never take my side and appreciate me.

Seeing the matter in hand is serious I told my brain to shut up.

"And then you say you are not like them. Stop. Oogling. At. Me. its freaky" he snorted and said the last part slowly as if talking to a baby.

How dare he!!

Gotta admit he is good at it.

I can't believe it, my brain is taking the side of the person whom it had never seen before and is talking rubbish about its owner.

You don't own me. You just happens to be the body of a dumb person I live in.

"I wasn't ogling just wandering how can God create something so ugly that seeing for just a second and my eyes already hurts." I said with a snort.

Liar liar pants on fire. He is a hottie.

Ugh.....would you ever shut up.

"Don't you talk to me like that. Do you have any idea who I am?" he said in a slow, deep and scary voice.

"Oh yeah, you must be the prince of jerks because you are definitely not the prince of Britain." I exclaimed.

"You know they consider me their prince charming" he said with an annoying smirk.

He definitely a prince charming material.

Oh come on now this is testing my patience.

"Listen ken doll you must be a God to those barbie bitches but I have better things to do than argue with an egoistic donkey." I said because I have had enough of his shit.

"Bitch" I heard him mutter under his breath.

Oh buddy the game is on.

"Manwhore" I took a step towards him.

"Slut" he took a step forward

"Dimwit" one step

"Dumbass" one step

"Oh come cut the crab now jackass " by now we were very close.

He raised his eyebrow with amusement in his eyes.

Wow. He can even raise his eyebrow not eyebrows. He can raise his single eyebrow.

Oh please I can do that too.

Yeah. Sure. Go ahead. Make a fool of yourself. You know you cannot do that you tried it hundreds of times in front of the mirror.

Ugh...we agreed not to talk about it ever again.

"Out of comebacks sweethe-" but before he could complete I don't know what got into me maybe I was really really frustrated. I slapped him. I FUDGING SLAPPED SOMEONE. holy christ!!

Wow what a badass.

Right, it was.

Yeah, that was badass and I hate Damon and Stefan.

Stop being a bitch.

You know you calling me bitch practical means you are calling yourself a bitch.

Shut up.

Practical you are saying yoursel-

Shove your practical up your ass I have a serious matter to handle here.

Getting out of a fight with myself I looked up he was standing there stiff with eyes closed and jaw clenching and unclenching. Wow, he has such a sharp jaw.

Immediately his eyes snapped open. I could see the anger in them. Ugh uh looks like I got myself into trouble.

He took a step forward and I backed away in fear. In one long stride he was right in front of me. I tried to create some space between us but realized that there was no space left to back away.

He punched the aisle a few centimeters away from my face. I flinged and squeezed my eyes shut. That's it here I die. I never thought I would die in a supermarket.

"You know if you would have been a dude you wouldn't be standing " he growled.

"I am so sorry, I didn't mean to slap you." my voice came out in a squeak.

" Well, you just did so shut up and listen to me-

Before he could complete a voice said

"What is going on here. "

Mr Jerk backed away and we both looked on our side to see it was a man in a formal suit who spoke and he has two well built man which I assume are the security guards standing beside him.

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