The AAA~ Tales from the Table

Story 1~ Stupid Hills

         Credits to the entire AAA (Above AVERAJ Alphas)-- Anna, Vedha, Emily, Ruchi, and Ally for coming up with the names of the characters. And their personalities. :D

         Vast green meadows blocked Vedha's view of the sun. 

        "Curse you, you stupid hill!" Villainous Vedha shrieked. "Now I have to climb you!"

        Villainous Vedha took a deep breath, and slowly walked up the hill. After she took two steps and was halfway up, she gasped due to lack of oxegyn.

         "Tomorrow, I'll have you bombed!" she screeched between heavy breaths of air.

        After five minutes, she began walking again,  her black cape flowing behind her like Aladdin's carpet. You see, Villainous Vedha wasn't just any Villainous Vedha that you would find on the streets. This villain had a knee injury after her latest encounter with Princess Anna.

        Not only was Princess Anna popular, but she was beautiful and luscious. Her dark hair cascaded around her head and down to her shoulders in a high ponytail. Her pale skin shined like the sun that Vedha still couldn't see, even though it was right in front of her, now that she was almost down the hill. Her vision used to be 20/20 until Prince Jessie splattered mud all over them that same terrible day.

        According to Ally the Annoying Alligator: "Vedha had been an innocent little girl until that fateful day when she spilled nail-polish remover on her sister."

        And the unformal Queen Emily said,"Ally had been an intriguing little alligator until that fateful day when her father dropped her on her head as a baby hatchling."

        Then Squire Ruchi would join in and say,"And Prince Jessie had been a normal little prince until that fateful day when he began to put napkins on his seat during lunch at the Royal Training School."

        Now, Vedha was in front of her castle, and she dropped the large barrell she had just stolen from the peasants who lived on the other side of the stream. It would be part of her next scheme to destroy Squire Ruchi. She ruffled through the fake money in her cape's pockets and pulled out her castle's keys, her hair whipping behind her as she unlocked the large stone door and stepped into her erie home. 

        Vedha, though villainous and cruel, was shockingly beautiful. Her sleek, lengthy ponytail always flowed behind her whenever she walked. Her almond-shaped eyes were dark, but glistened mischievously 24/7. Her skin was smooth and chocolatey-brown. Villainous Vedha's beauty mesmerized many, and it was what made it difficult for her to be defeated.

        Now that the villain was in her house, she settled down in her kitchen and brewed some spicy ginger tea. The burning liquid always helped her think of new plans to defeat Queen Emily, Princess Anna, Squire Ruchi, Ally the Annoying Alligator, and Prince Jessie so that she could rule Emililand. She couldn't wait to make the Emiliandese her minions. Plus, Princess Anna and Prince Jessie were so nice that it made her nauseous. Tacked up on her walls were pictures and blueprints of schemes and targets. 

        Prince Jessie was very handsome. He had short, spiky hair and long eyelashes that protected his dark, small, Chinese eyes. His skin was fair, and his lips were cherry-red, just like his cheeks. 

        Queen Emily was slouched over in her portrait. Her hair fell to her shoulders, and Emily was wearing a happy grin. Her wide, attractive eyes glowed in the dim light that her picture was painted in. Villainous Vedha could almost see the portrait coming to life and the informal queen saying: "'sup, man." 

        Squire Ruchi was one of Vedha's minor targets, but she still despised her. She would always go around, stealing people's candy, threatening to be more villainous than Villainous Vedha. Squire Ruchi had long waves of hair that framed her skinny face. Her eyes were framed with cute glasses, and the squire had a toothy grin. 

        As for Ally the Annoying Alligator-- well, she was just annoying. Her chomp-chomp-chomp's always distracted Villainous Vedha so that she couldn't concentrate on her schemes-- so she created a scheme so that her schemes would continue to be fabulous. FYI they used to be allies (see what I did? Probably not) but Ally got very annoying so Villainous Vedha decided for destruction.

        Scribbled on the pictures in Sharpie™ were fake mustaches, bushy eyebrows, double chins, and side-burns. 

        A few days ago, Villainous Vedha had come up with a plan to destroy the royal family of slouchy queens, weird princesses, clean-freak princes, annoying alligators, and women squire. Because Halloween was just around the corner, she had one devious plan to destroy the odd knight-in-training. Everybody in Emililand knew that Squire Ruchi ran on candy. To her, no candy meant no work. So, Vedha had decided that she would go trick-or-treating especially early at 8-- am-- and steal all of the candy in Emiliand. 

        Villainous Vedha couldn't help but laugh uncontrollably, until she started coughing because of the remaining dirt still stuck in her throat from her latest defeat.

        "Mwah ha ha har har har hack, ack, ack, argh!"

        She could only imagine Squire Ruchi sobbing in her room, locking herself in. The trail of tears spooling out of her eyes, falling into her mouth, and coating her tongue with salty water, instead of the sweetness she dreamed of. Vedha's eyes glowed even stronger than normal. She was becoming more and more clever with every scheme she planned.

        As for the others, she would do what she had not done to the portraits hanging in the kitchen-- frame them.