“okay. i got it. i’m fine, luke. i know the consequences of my actions. i know i’m going to have even more homework from crocker because of my ‘shenanigans’, i’m not an idiot, mum.” calum stated to the floating blonde, rolling his eyes.
luke sighed. he knew that calum knew what he was doing, but he just wanted to make sure that calum didn’t bite off more than he could chew. luke looked up to see calum’s hand raised. “yes?” he said, almost asked, the boy.
“can i wish for my homework to be done for me?”
luke sighed again.
“course you can! *poof* see! done!” michael chirped, and calum laughed, pulling out his homework, to find it completed. “thanks mikey!” he laughed out, smile evident in his voice.
“michael gordon clifford! you’re not supposed to-GAHHH!” luke screeched, grabbing at his hair. michael’s mouth opened in mock offense at his middle name.
soon enough, both luke and michael were laughing their heads off, rolling around on the floor.
calum was more than confused as he looked down at his two seemingly bipolar and in love fairies. it made him wish for love, just like when he was 10.
calum shuddered.
dark times.
dark times filled with the beastie boys and his fall out boy albums getting confiscated for ‘bad language’.
to this day, calum still wished he had folie a deux with someone else. even though there was no one else he had to go insane with, it was still at the top of his bucket list. his very ridiculous bucket list.
calum’s eyes widened.
he’d be able to do most of the things on his bucket list. because of his fairies. maybe he hadn’t been properly amazed by luke and michael’s abilities when he first met them.
calum decided then and there to press pause on the fairies’ ongoing laughing session. he cleared his throat.
“hey guys, can i wish for folie a deux?”
“the album or the psychiatric disorder?’ michael asked, chuckling.
calum thought for a moment, then hummed, shrugging.
“both.”
~~~~
the threesome had decided to one thing from calum’s bucket list every two days. they could do everything but the last one.
the first one they were going to do was eating a dozen donuts in under 30 minutes. ‘why did i like the idea of my immune system turning to mush so much when i was younger? uhhh..’ calum thought, groaing out loud.
luke heard the plea and reassured calum that he wasn’t going to die of blood-clottage or whatever. “don’t worry, bud. we can make sure that you live through to tell the story. magic is more lenient than you would think. there are little tricks to get around virtually any rule. except for most of the main ones, like falling in love and stuff.”
calum let his grimace turn to the smallest bit of a smile as he nodded in acknowledgement to luke’s mini lecture.
“lukeyyyyyyy. i’m bored.” michael spoke, yawning. “shut up, michael. i’m trying to perfect donuts.” luke mumbled back to his boyfriend, who was currently leaning his head on the blonde’s shoulder. “luke. lucas. lucifer. lukeyyyyyyy. hemmings. robert.” michael whined, throwing out virtually any name of luke’s that he could think of.
calum laughed and raised his eyebrow. “robert?” he questioned. luke felt his face go hot. “’s my middle name.” he murmered, finishing off the donuts as michael used his finger to swipe some icing from one.
luke slapped his hand away and scowled at him. “no. not until calum passes out from donut overdosage.” luke scolds. calum visibly stiffens.
luke and michael chuckle and luke playfully rolls his eyes. “i’m just joking, cal. don’t take everything to heart.”
calum let out a sigh of relief. he actually thought for a second that he would need to go to the hospital. which might have been difficult, on account of the fact that his fairies would have to call the paramedics.
calum’s eyes widened.
“guys.” calum says, putting his hands on both of their shoulders, before snapping his fingers and grabbing a permanent marker and writing something on michael’s forehead. michael reached his fingers off in a failed attempt at getting the marker off.
when he retracted his fingers to see if anything came off. he pouted when he found none, mumbling a “darn it.”
luke took this moment as a chance to read what calum wrote on his boyfriend’s forehead, and he silently prayed it would come off with soap.
“911.” he read out loud, biting his lip and looking up at calum.
“why was that needed?” he asked confusedly.
calum shrugged, a smile overcoming his face.
“precautionary measures.”
******************************************************************************************
AN: YES I HAVE UPDATED EVERY ONE OF MY STORIES IN A SPAN OF 24 HOURS 9:14 NOW AND LAST NIGHT YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
bye lovelies! Your faces look absolutely beautiful today. :)
-ALYSSA THE ADVENTURER
YOU ARE READING
Fairly Gayparents {cashton}
Fanfiction“who the heck are you?!” “the best thing to ever happen to you.” “shut up michael, we’re your fairy godparents.” Or, a cashton fairly oddparents au in which calum needs some serious help, and michael and luke are exactly what he needs. maybe. [lower...
