Rollan: Sabra gives you all your daily nutrients, like 0g trans fat and OMGOSH cholesterol
Shane: Yur disr— you're disrespecting a future US army soldier
*Dawson and Tasha on a neighborhood street*
Tasha: Me and Eric are gonna go vandalize some stuff
Dawson: hi
Dawson: Are you sure about this?
Tasha: Just go
*walks up to silver 4x4*
*takes marker and draws '= 16'*
*Dawson and Tasha run away laughing*
Rollan: daddy?
Tarik: DO Ih LOOK—
The SA books in order on battery packages :)
Hunted (AA): aaaa *yelling*
Blood Ties (AAA): aaaaaaaaa *shrieking*
Fire and Ice (AAAA): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *screaming*
Shane: I was at the gym when someone stabbed me and took all my money :(
Drina: *laughing* Oh my gosh, you went to the gym?
Shane: ):(
Conor: SO i am confusion. WHy is dis one KANSAS, but this one is not ARKANSAS? AMERICA EXPLAIN, *violently hitting computer screen with finger* EXPLAIN WHAT DO YOU MEAN ARKANSAS???
Gar: *drives to sidewalk and stops* Hey, aren't you too old to have a lemonade stand?
Shane: Aren't you too old to be alive?
Gar: *gets out of car and runs at Shane*
Shane: *throws lemon at Gar*
Gar: *dies*
*At a spelling bee*
Meilin: Iridocyclitis
*Rollan laughing*
Meilin: I
Meilin: R
YOU ARE READING
SA Characters as Vines
HumorYes, you've read correctly. Be prepare for cringe and edginess.