Mean Girls~Sanders Sides AU

Part 4

Before I start... go to about 19:54 in Thomas' new bloopers video and come back here

Who's gonna tell him... 😂

Logan's POV

Why is Virgin talking to the plastics? Me and Deceit definitely had a rough past. I mean, we "dated" in middle school but it wasn't dating because...it was middle school. He is a total dick and I hate him with all my power. When I started dating Patton, he was really pissed and he plotted to get revenge, that's a story for another day.
"Why were you talking to that dick?" I ask as Virgin came back up to us.
"They invited me to have lunch with them for the rest of the week." Virgin said.
"Oh, my God! Okay , you have to do it and then you have to tell me all the horrible things that Deceit says." I say.
"Deceit seems sweet." Virgin said, what the fuck is he talking about?
"Deceit George is not sweet. He's a cum-sucking road whore! He ruined my life!" I say.
"He's fabulous, but he's evil." Patton said, god he's adorable.
"Why do you hate him?" Virgin said.
"What do you mean?"  I asked.
"Deceit. You seem to really hate him why?" Virgin asked. 
"Deceit started this rumor that Logan was-" Patton said but got cut off, again, not something I want to say.
"Patton! I love you but shall we not? Now, look. This isn't about hating him, OK? I just think that it would be, like, a fun little experiment and if you were to hang out with them and then tell us everything that they say." I say.
"What do we even talk about?" Virgin asked.
"Hair products. Uhhh Ashton Kutcher." Patton said.
"Is that a band?" Virgin asked.
"Would you just do it? Please?" I asked.
"Okay, fine. Do you have anything pink?" Virgin asked.
"Yes what shade?" Patton said.

A/N: Soo... so sorry this is shorter than most of my chapters, I felt bad. I've been having writers block with this book soo idfk anymore.