Civil War: A Multi-Crossover Event

Wolverine vs Rocket Raccoon

Welcome back! Last time The Guardians of the Galaxy made an appearance, along with Wolverine, Who’s the person who didn’t register?  Will any join after him? Find out on Civil War, Chapter 3! ENJOY!

“Logan, what’s going on?” Iron Man asked.

“Someone didn’t register, Tin Can! Weren’t you listening?” Wolverine replied.

“Wow, sorry,” Iron Man said sarcastically.

Wolverine looked around; he didn’t notice the Guardians of the Galaxy.

“What are these jerks doing here?” Wolverine questioned.

“Oh, these ‘jerks’ are going to kick your butt in a minute!” Rocket said.

Wolverine’s fists clenched, which as a result popped out three sharp metal claws from his knuckles.

“Watch it, fur ball; you don’t know who you’re messing with…” Wolverine growled.

Before Wolverine and Rocket could fight, Groot came in to break it up.

“I am Groot!” Groot yelled.

“What do you mean ‘he’s not worth it’?” Rocket asked.

“Stop!” The Doctor yelled “Just stop!”

In a flash, Wolverine and Rocket argued to The Doctor.

“He started it!”

“Oh, you wish raccoon!”

“DON’T CALL ME A RACCOON!” 

“I am Groot?”

“Stay out of this, Groot!”

The argument was stopped by Spider-Man who webbed their mouths.

“That ought to shut them up,” Spider-Man said.

“Thanks, Peter.  Now, JARVIS: replay security cameras to recent time!” Iron Man said.

“Yes, sir!” JARVIS said.   

A blue screen showed up out of nowhere. The camera started up and showed people at the front of the line; it was two men. One with a white shirt and black beret, the other had strawberry blonde hair but the hair could hardly be seen due to a fedora. Behind them were a blue cat and an orange fish.

“You earthlings have a weird population,” Drax said.

“What’s that supposed to mean?” Iron Man said.

“Are you not seeing a cat and a fish? Or is it just me?” Star Lord pondered.

“I am Groot!” Groot bellowed.

At the moment the camera shows the two men signing a number of forms until the man with the beret swiped all the forms off the table with his hands and ran away from the camera’s sight. The fish looked at him and ran also.

“Hang on… did Darwin just follow that man?” The Doctor asked.

“You know the fish?” Star Lord asked.

“Yeah, he’s one of my friends,” The Doctor answered.

“Weirdo” Rocket tried to muffle from his web splattered mouth.

“You know, Doctor. Rocket reminds me a lot of Rigby,” Spider-Man whispered as he leapt over to The Doctor.

“A bit,” The Doctor said, as he was looking over at Rocket.

The door burst open, revealing Mordecai, Rigby, Gumball, Scooby and Shaggy.

“Guys, what did I tell you about bursting into a meeting!” Iron Man said.

“Sorry, Iron Man, I was coming to tell you about Darwin,” Gumball said.

“Like, we were telling you that we registered!” Shaggy said.

“Reah!” Scooby said.

“Did that dog just talk? It’s official, I’m going crazy!” Star Lord said.

“I don’t know about you, but I’m seeing a walking, talking cat!” Drax said.

Gumball and Scooby exchanged looks.

“Anyways, Rigby and I came to see what we do next after running to the academy,” Mordecai continued.

“Did you run here?” Spider-Man asked.

“No, we took a cab,” Rigby replied.

“Uh… what’s with the aliens?” Mordecai asked, pointing to the Guardians of the Galaxy.

“I am Groot!” Groot said.

“Good to know,” Rigby said.

“Seriously, can’t Groot say anything else?” The Doctor questioned.

Rocket ripped off Spider-Man’s webs.

“No, no, he can’t,” Rocket said.

“I am Groot,” Groot declared.

“That must be annoying,” Rigby said.

“It is, unless you know what he’s saying,” Rocket said.

“Dude, that makes no sense,” Rigby said, as he rolled his eyes.

“You don’t make sense. You aren’t supposed to talk,” Rocket said.

“You are a talking raccoon too!” Rigby yelled.

“DON’T-CALL-ME-A-RACCOON!” Rocket shouted.

Rocket pulled out a gun; Rigby was startled and hid behind Mordecai.

 “Zoinks!” Shaggy said as he jumped onto Scooby.

“Rikes!” Scooby yelled.

“Rocket! Stand down! He’s not worth it!” Star-Lord said.

“I am Groot!” Groot yelled.

“Dude, we know!” Gumball butted in.

The Doctor had enough. He took out his sonic screwdriver and he let an ear piercing noise.

“Ow!” cried Rocket and Rigby.

“That’s enough from all of you! We need to do something about the man in the beret and Darwin, so we’ll split up, Scooby, Shaggy, Rocket, Groot ,Spider-Man, you’re with me. Gumball, Mordecai, Rigby, go with Iron Man, Captain America and the rest of the Guardians,” The Doctor explained.

Everyone stared at each other, and then nodded.

“Right, then. Allons-y!” The Doctor said.

Meanwhile far away, in the distant land of Middle Earth, laid Erebor, the abandoned Dwarf kingdom, where millions and billions of gold was below the kingdom, something moved, the gold shimmered down, revealing a closed eye.

It opened, revealing its black snake-like pupil.