Civil War: A Multi-Crossover Event

Battle of The Park

 Scooby, Shaggy, Mordecai, Rigby, Finn and Gumball were sitting on the couch, slacking around and The Doctor was reading files while wearing his “Brainy Specs” when all of a sudden, an alarm beeped continually with Iron Man shouting something incoherent. However, the Gang couldn’t make it out over the beeping.

“What does Iron Man want now?!” Mordecai groaned

The Doctor shrugged. “I don’t know, but it doesn’t sound good. Let’s just see what he wants.”

When the gang entered the Assembly Room, Iron Man was typing like a madman. His helmet was on his desk, revealing his alter ego, Tony Stark.

“Hey, Iron Man, how long have you been in this room?” Rigby asked before Mordecai punched him right in the arm.

“Quiet,” Mordecai whispered.

“Tony, what’s going…?” The Doctor said before…

“Any news of Jamie?” Adam interrupted.

“Yes, that’s why I called you here!” Iron Man shouted.

He snatched a remote from the table and pressed a button. This opened a black screen, which flickered to reveal Jamie.

“Hello, so-called Avenger. I hear that I’ve received an arrest warrant for not signing the Heroes and Allies Registration. Come and get me at The Park, if you dare!”

“The Park! Why would they want us there?” Mordecai wondered.

“No idea, but if Jamie is there with the Offenders, then we must fight back!” Adam said.

“Fighting is not the way! They are just crazed people who think registering is not a good idea! We don’t need to get in their way! IT’S GENOCIDE!” The Doctor argued.

“Doctor, it’s the ONLY way to make them register.”

“Okay, I’ve got to stop you. Why don’t you get a dictionary and search up genocide? When you find genocide, you’ll see a little picture of me saying, OVER MY DEAD BODY!” The Doctor yelled.

“OH, BURN!” Everyone but a select few shouted.

“JARVIS, prepare weapons, and armour.  Don’t forget to call everyone who has registered and get a Quinjet ready… we’re heading to The Park” Adam said, ignoring The Doctor. 

“Listen to me, Adam. Once you fight, it corrupts you; you just want to do it over and over again,” The Doctor said as he exited out of the room. Everyone followed expect for Iron Man and Adam.

“He’s got a point, you know,” Iron Man said.

“I have no choice, Tony; Jamie will not stop if we don’t do something!” Adam said.

“Then, will you have peace?” Iron Man asked.

“I will have WAR!” Adam stated, with anger in his voice.

THE PARK, TWIN PEAKS, 2014

The Quinjet was descending for its landing on the grassy plain. The Gang, and other members besides Optimus Prime and Bumblebee-who were in vehicle mode outside-sat around in anticipation. The Doctor was pacing back and forth through the metal plane.

“This is a bad idea,” The Doctor mutters.

Adam rose to the occasion, and pulled out a futuristic gun. Everyone flinched.

“Guys, it’s okay, it’s not activated!” Adam announced.

Everyone took a sigh of relief.

“What are those for?” Harry asked.

“They called Phasers; tech retrieved from the U.S.S Enterprise. They’re going to be used by only the people without superpowers or without any special equipment,” Adam replied. 

“Cool!” Mordecai, Rigby, Gumball and Finn said in unison.

“Alright, let’s fight!” Adam declared.

Everyone cheered expect The Doctor, Scooby and Shaggy, who appeared to be terrified of the whole thing.

The Quinjet landed;  the door revealed the Savage Avengers, while The Hyneman’s Offenders stood on the battle line. They were also prepared for war.

“This isn’t good. Shaggy, Scooby and I will take control of the Quinjet and give tips,” The Doctor said.

“Go ahead, Doctor. I know you won’t fight,” Adam said.

All of the Savage Avengers and Hyneman’s Offenders stood opposite each other.

“Jamie, I’, giving one chance to register and surrender!” Adam called.

“You know what, Adam; I don’t think that’s going to happen, ever!” Jamie called back.

The teams took arms and got ready for a fight. Jamie got handed a bazooka.

“Jamie wants big boom!” He yelled.

He fired.

“CHARGE!” Adam barked. 

The Savage Avengers ran towards the Offenders while dodging Jamie’s shot, and all hell broke loose.

“Dude, this is crazy!” Rigby said.

“I know, come on, and let’s get out of here!” Mordecai said as he blasted an enemy.

Adam was fighting Jamie. He tried to blast his former co-worker, but Jamie dodged and punched him right in the jaw.  Adam kicked him off balance and blasted him, causing his glasses to shatter and moustache to be singed.

Iron Man, meanwhile, shot repulsor blasts at random targets until Ant-Man grew to normal size and punched him.

“Hank, what are you doing? You joined Jamie? Why?” Iron Man questioned.

“I joined because registering wasn’t the best idea…” Ant-Man was saying until…

Iron Man had his unibeam ready and blasted Ant-Man with it. He got shot up into the air and fell onto grass, unconscious.

“Should’ve signed up,” Iron Man said as he flew into the battle.

The Savage Avengers were getting the advantage; the Hyneman’s Offenders were losing!

“We should retreat…” Darwin suggested.

“NO!” Jamie said. “I’m not leaving with Adam still standing!”

Jamie fired his bazooka again, causing the Savage Avengers to fall on the grass.

“Order the retreat!” The Doctor said on the intercom. “GET THEM OUT OF THERE!”

Adam tried to get up, with Mordecai helping as best he could.

“Do what he said!” Mordecai said.

Adam resisted, but he had no choice.

“RETREAT!” Adam barked. 

The Savage Avengers obeyed and got ready for the Quinjet to land, while also fighting the Offenders as best they can. The Offenders weren’t giving up!

Meanwhile The Doctor, Scooby and Shaggy were looking upon the battle, eyes filled with surprise.

“Like, what just happened?” Shaggy asked.

“Reah, rhat rappened, Roctor?” Scooby asked.

“That was the start of a war..” The Doctor replied, anger in his voice.

The Civil War had begun.

And that was the end of that chapter, and the story is just getting started! Man, this might take forever, and this story is getting a sequel! The first tie-in (Dimension Travellers) is due to start any day now! I will be updating the Civil War story and all tie-ins until it’s finished!

Remember to vote on which dragon The Doctor should ride in “Time Riders”

This is TARDIS1039, signing off, Allons-y!