What the signs say
when stubbing their toe
Aries: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!! *breaks down the door*
Taurus: SHIT MAN!
Gemini: FIGHT ME YOU STUPID DOOR!
Cancer: FUCK *sobbing* YOU *sobbing intensifies, proceeds on kicking the door with their other toe*
Leo: *screams while lying face down in bed*
Virgo: THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF I HAD BEEN WEARING SHOES!
Libra: Goodbye cruel world
Scorpio: *rips the door of it's hinges* NO MORE
Sagittarius: *hits the door* STOP
Capricorn: *bites their fist* NO IT'S FINE! I swear it's totally not broken (It is)
Aquarius: THAT DOOR WASN'T THERE BEFORE!
Pisces: WHY ME!? WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE ME!?
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Zodiac Signs
Randomfacts, imagines, scenarios, advices whatever you get the idea. Side note: some of the chapters require your natal placements for a much deeper insight so y'all better check those out too for extra fun and spice Enjoy!
