Zodiac Signs

If the Zodiacs is a drug

If the zodiacs is a drug they would be
(WARNING: I DO NOT CONDONE DOING DRUGS! These are just for entertainment purposes)

Aries: CRYSTAL METH. It increases your energy and alertness, and Ariens have a lot of energy to dole out. When excitement comes over them, they have a strong desire to go for it, and when they want something, they'll go after it full force. They are quite impulsive and impatient, and may suffer a lot of tact or self-control. They get restless especially if life gets unpredictable, and they tend to have a strong libido.

Taurus: ECSTASY. It increases your awareness of the senses, and Taureans truly do enjoy the sensual pleasures of life. When they look they have to touch because they simply love indulging all of their senses. They especially have a great need for a lot physical expression. They have a strong appreciation for music and the comfort that surrounds them.

Gemini: SALVIA. The effects can be short-lived much like a Gemini's attention can be fleeting. They are quick to change their mind and attitude just as well. They are carefree and lighthearted. They have their heads in the clouds and have a love for life and laughter. Gemini is definitely fun to be around, and their charm is endearing and engaging.

Cancer: LSD. It makes everything grander in scale, and Cancer's sensitivity makes everything around them greater than it should be. Their emotional sensitivity ends up twisting situations or creating unlikely scenarios. They have a kaleidoscope of feelings and it can easily alter their perception of people. They are unable to sense their surroundings and those around them on a deeper level.

Leo: COCAINE. Much like how Cocaines makes you feel happy and confident, Leos are usually happy and confidence no matter how sensitive they may be. They can be full vitality one minute, and then the next they want to be alone. It can be very diffuse to change the opinions of a Leo, and they may feel on top of the world or invincible when they've achieved something. Their magnetism and charm is addicting.

Virgo: ADDERRALL. It gives you a strong sense of concentration, and Virgos usually have a strong ability to focus all their energies into tasks. They may end up feeling agitated or anxious sometimes because their minds always seems to be on overdrive. They are fastidious with an excellent eye for detail, and they typically have a tolerance for tasks that require repetition.

Libra: CANNABIS. Libras seeks to create balance around them much like cannabis balances you out. They are amusing and social, and they find things more enjoyable when they are able to be with friends. They have a great appreciation for the art and admire an aesthetically pleasing surrounding. They're easygoing and a bit indecisive, but once they know what they want, they'll do whatever it takes to get it.

Scorpio: HEROIN. Just like Scorpios, they're both hardcore and addictive. Heroin suppresses pain much like how Scorpios suppresses their pain, but just like the crash, a Scorpios emotion eventually comes out in an explosion. Everything they feel is in great intensity, so they either feel really good or really bad about things. They have an all or nothing mentality, and they can be pretty obsessive.

Sagittarius: PCP. It's very trippy, much like Sagittarians can be quite the trip. When you're with them it's hardly ever boring because they are usually very stimulating and wild to be around. They're full of energy and are constantly getting into some really interesting and crazy situations too. They're optimistic, fearless, and adventurous which can make them a bit of a daredevil.

Capricorn: RITALIN. It can either help you focus or make you hyper depending on the person, and Capricorn's capricious personality and do just the same. They can get so fired up about something that they somehow seem a bit off the wall, and they they can get so focused on an idea or plan that they end up burning the midnight oil.

Aquarius: PSILOCYBIN MUSHROOMS. They definitely get you thinking about life, and Aquarians are constantly thinking and questioning the norm. They prefer to explore the more outlandish and far reaching ideas. They're typically always alert, quirky, and insightful. They seem to have an internal chaos they can't shake.

Pisces: VALIUM. Valium relaxes you, and Pisces always look as if they are perpetually in a mellow state. Their voice and the way they talk sounds very calm and subdued too. They constantly look languid, and they have a tendency to sleep for excessively long hours or take way too many naps.

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This is just for fun okay? I'm not making fun of anyone.