Harry Potter and the Krabby Patty Formula

OH YEAH!

Harry and Hermione slowly approached Dumbledore's office, being very careful not to let him know they were there. But they have failed, for Dumbledore has caught them.

"Who's the onion, now?" Dumbledore exclaimed.

"Your time is up old man. It is MY turn to be the good boy!" Harry shouted at him.

Hermione knew that all their training was finally going to be put to use. She had prepared her whole life for this act of sheer greatness. Dumbledore summoned a squirrel out of nowhere, and the squirrel began to do something strange...

"Oh no!" Hermione shouted. "It's establishing communism!"

"Now you're really in for it, you infidels!" Dumbledore quickly grew much larger, his clothes ripping apart. Soon, he was so large that his clothes had completely fallen off, revealing his tiny wizard peepee. He grabbed his peepee and began to shoot lasers out of it, attacking the 12 year old children.

"Run Hermione, RUN!!!" Harry called. They both started dashing as fast as they could, trying to escape the madman's laser cock.

"Now we'll never steal the Krabby Patty formula!" Hermione complained.

"You shut your ass up Hermione! Maybe Dumbledore was right. Maybe you ARE the onion!"

"Oh fuc u rite" Hermione suddenly realized how short she was, and that she was purple. She felt a strange connection to Shrek. "That's it! I'm an onion! Onions have layers" Hermione was suddenly becoming all too aware of her perfect and glorious onion form. Suddenly, Shrek burst through the wall like Koolaid man, and turned to face Dumbledore. This was to be the battle of the ages. Dumbledore stood there, wielding his peepee laser gun.

"So, it seems the onion has brought a friend to the party..Any last words, ogre?"

Shrek looked up slowly at him. He began to levitate, his arms at his sides slowly rising. He was glowing. He took a deep breath before looking him dead in the eye and said..

"This is my swamp" At the speaking of those legendary words, Shrek burst a beautifully bright and blinding green light. Dumbledore put his arm up over his face to protect him from Shreks almighty raw power, but it wasn't enough. Dumbledore began to disintegrate and and blow away from the blast that came from Shrek.

Shrek slowly descended to the ground, turning to face Harry and Hermione. He looked at them with a warm smile and a loving twinkle in his eyes.

"It's all ogre now"