Today is an extremely important day. Well, not to me. More for Neito Monoma. It's the twat's birthday today. I'm pretty sure the whole school knew that, he was screaming at the top of his lungs about it to class 1A.
Apparently he got detention for that. Hah, what a loser. I can't help but feel a little bad though. He'll be in the classroom all alone. Now that I think about it, it's really sad.
It's only for three hours after school, and I'm babysitting Eri. I could probably get into the school with her. Aizawa left me with Eri today since he has training with Purple puff.
He found me responsible for some reason. I am, but with a kid? I don't mind it. I actually really like Eri. She also seems to really like me.
Anyways, I should check up on that moron. Like did he not learn his lesson last time? Idiot, he was supposed to be at my house with Purple puff. That had to get cancelled now because of him.
I grabbed Eri's hand as we both walked down the hallways. It was either the dorms, or here. So I had to pick here. Just to scold that dumbass.
In a nice way. I don't want Eri learning foul language. I always have to smack the shit out of Neito whenever he tries to teach her bad words.
"Queen (Y/N), are we going to see Goblin boy?" Eri asked, tugging my arm down a little. I nodded.
"Goblin boy got in trouble today. It's his birthday. You should shout happy birthday to him when we walk into the room." I gave her a small smile.
I couldn't be mean towards her. I couldn't be cold towards her. It's hard. I hate it, but love it.
We got to the door and opened it. Father wasn't in there, he left me in charge of him once I told him I was taking Eri here. He had grading to do.
His head was down on his desk, he was probably sleeping. I shut the door and walked up to his desk.
Yeah, he's sleeping. "Go ahead, Eri."
She screamed at the top of her lungs, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GOBLIN BOY!"
His head swat up, but then swat back down once I slapped the fuck out of his head. "That's for getting yourself in trouble."
"Class 1A asked for it, stupid scummy-"
I slapped his head again. "Language. Eri is here too."
He turned to Eri and gave her a small smile. She had a small doll in her hand. She looked down, she wasn't smiling anymore.
My instincts kicked in, and so did Neito's. We both ran up to her, asking if she was alright. "Eri, what's wrong?"
"Is it... Is it my fault... you guys can't go to your house...? Did I ruin Goblin boy's birthday...?" a couple of tears rolled down her face.
We both shook our heads. I smacked his head again. He sighed. "No Eri-"
I pinched him.
"No... Princess Eri, it was my fault I'm in here, and Queen (Y/N)-"
I hit his head once more. "Just my fault." He rolled his eyes.
She looked relieved. I combed my fingers through her hair. She opened up her mouth again.
"Queen (Y/N) has to kiss you if you do bad things! Her words conquer the whole land!"
My jaw dropped. She wasn't supposed to say that-
"Eri, secrets aren't supposed to be told-"
"Oh~? Kiss me if I do bad things~? Well we'll see what bad things I do when we get to your place-"
I kicked his side as hard as possible. "Eri is right here. I will end you." My face heated.
"End me toni- OOF"
Another kick to the stomach. Idiot. A cute idiot.
"Also, happy birthday, Neito." I kissed his cheek.
"I love you, Queen (Y/N)."
"I love you too, Goblin boy."
"I love both of you!"
"Cute." We both muttered to each other.
The rest of the time we spent there was us just playing I spy.
"I spy with my little eye.. a midnight snack.."
This dumbass. He has Eri looking around the room for food. I pulled his ear. "Since we can't find what he's looking for, it's my turn."
I know Eri is in here, but I couldn't help myself.
"I spy with my little eye, an annoying bottom."
Eri was staring down at the floor. Thank God she's innocent. "You guys make this game so hard.. I can't find the midnight snack, or the annoying bottom.."
Neito started cracking up. Yeah, no. I'm not letting him ruin her innocence.
"Time to go, Eri. We've been here for two hours." I gave her a smile.
"I still have an hour left in here-"
"You brought this on yourself, Neito."
Eri started walking down the hall, waiting for me at the corner.
"You're really going to leave me here by myself?"
"Eri needs food, and you're annoying,"
"However, that midnight snack of yours is still on the table later, bottom. I'll see you later."
"I love you so much."
"Yeah, yeah. Save that for tonight, birthday boy."
Happy birthday, dumbass.
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Broken || Neito Monoma X Reader
Fanfic"We're both alike, just face it. We're pretty broken on the inside." "Maybe. Maybe you're the only broken one here."
