So uh... I got bored. And Paradise City is a very catchy tune. So I kinda wrote some... raunchy new lyrics. And now I'm posting them here, because I feel they should be shared with the world. I apologize if I traumatize you.
xxxGoth-Bunny
Take me down to the paradise city
Where the dicks shoot rum and the cunts spray whiskey
Oh, won't you please take me home (yeah yeah)
Take me down to the paradise city
Where you'll get drunk on jizz and high on titties
Oh, won't you please take me home?
A bunch of whores working out on the street
They make a good point that's tough to beat
Spread their legs, give ya something to eat
It'll only cost you a dime
I've done it 'bout a million times
Take me down to the paradise city
Where the dicks shoot rum and the cunts spray whiskey
Oh, won't you please take me home (yeah yeah)
Take me down to the paradise city
Where you'll get drunk on jizz and high on titties
Oh, won't you please take me home?
Sitting here in a girl's bedchamber
How I got here I can't quite remember
Nose is pressed in her cunt, makes it hard to breathe
Smells so bad, like you wouldn't believe
Now tell me what's in it for me?
Take me down to the paradise city
Where the dicks shoot rum and the cunts spray whiskey
Oh, won't you please take me home (yeah yeah)
Take me down to the paradise city
where you'll get drunk on jizz and high on titties
Oh, won't you please take me home?
This chick's pussy's been torn apart
I've got a leaking dick and a broken heart
I'd ask for anal if I knew how to start
This was a waste of time "Would you mind?"
It's happened 'bout a million times
Take me down to the paradise city
Where the dicks shoot rum and the cunts spray whiskey
Oh, won't you please take me home (yeah yeah)
Take me down to the paradise city
Where you'll get drunk on jizz and high on titties
Oh, won't you please take me home?
Take me down to the paradise city
Where the dicks shoot rum and the cunts spray whiskey
Oh, won't you please take me home (yeah yeah)
Take me down to the paradise city
Where you'll get drunk on jizz and high on titties
Oh, won't you please take me home?
I wanna go, I wanna go
Oh won't you please take me home
I wanna see what good lovin' would be
Oh won't you please take me home
Take me down to the paradise city
Where the dicks shoot rum and the cunts spray whiskey
Oh, won't you please take me home (yeah yeah)
Take me down to the paradise city
Where you'll get drunk on jizz and high on titties
Oh, won't you please take me home?
Can't seem to hold one down, I've seen them fucking around
Won't someone please take me home
I wanna see what a woman can be
Why won't you take me home
Take me down to the paradise city
Where the dicks shoot rum and the cunts spray whiskey
Oh, won't you please take me home
Just wanna blow, my fucking load
Oh won't you please take me home
(and let me cum on your face)
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My Random Guns N' Roses One-shots
FanfictionButt-sex time! :D Random GNR one-shots that have no correlation to anything except my extremely dirty mind. The cover-art is a drawing I did while I was bored in math class. Sorry it's kinda smudged.
