Phineas wasn't your average white boy, as you can tell from reading the previous chapters. Anal wasn't enough, oh no it wasn't.
He decided he didn't want to have all the fun by himself, so he decided to call Baljeet.
Now Baljeet here is you're local, innocent and sweet indian boy with a report card which had nothing less than A+.
But as all fucked stories have, he had a dark side. He really loved animals. And by love i mean penis in the pee pee kinda love.
Well anyway Phineas called up Baljeet and decided that this particular situation was a good one to experience with another person. Poor Perry.
*beep bop beep beep*
*drrring drrring drrring drrr-*
Baljeet: "Hello?"
Phineas: "Yo Bal I was just wondering if you wanted to hang out today?"
Baljeet: "Only if it doesn't involve us not wearing underwear *laughs* I'm kidding yeah sure, what time?"
(a/n: Oh Baljeet honey.)
Phineas: "You're funny. Anyway you come over in fifteen minutes? Gotta have time to prep my room too"
Baljeet: "15 minutes it is then"
Phineas: "Woah how did you do that?"
Baljeet: "Do what?"
Phineas: "Say fifteen but like in numbers"
Baljeet: "That feature is only available to kids with A+ in maths, don't bother"
Phineas: "Oh okay. Come fast loser"
*hangs up*
"Let's get this dic- I mean bread, I meant bread."
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so !! hi !! i'm alive !! anyway this chapter broke many walls and i'm sorry if u thought the sexy details were gonna be in this chapter but i promise the next chapter will make you have a love for animals you've never experienced before.
love u,
xoxo jay
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It Was Only One Night! (Perry x Phineas Lemon!)
Romansa(there is ACTUAL smut here but this whole thing is ironic please don't sue me) Phineas felt really lonely one night (if you know what I mean😏) so he decided to bring Perry to have some fun (👀) Little did Phineas know what was about to happen
