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Caori: Bottom up Byakuya @Zelda242 wants you to be Naegi on steroids!

Byakuya: What makes you think that-

Caori: Injects him with the goody equivalent of the despair disease Too late.

Byakuya: Gh! Falls down, clutching his arm in pain

Toko: M-my white knight?! Sneezes

Syo: Looks like someone needs a haircut!

Byakuya: Syo wait!

Syo: Hueh? Why?

Byakuya: It's not her fault, don't worry about me. Smiles I'm fine!

Syo: KYAAAAAAHHHHH MASTER IS SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!! Rolling around on the floor

Sayaka: D-did he got Naegi'ed?

Makoto: That's, really offensive to me Sayaka...

Amari: Hey guys what's u- Why does it look like Byakuya became Naegi on steroids?

Makoto: Hey...

Lovan: Caori just gave Byakuya the despair disease.

Amari: Oh, well I need you guys to watch Glitchtale. Heard of it?

Soulin: Yes but why are you now a Neko?

Amari: I rather not talk about it. It lasts for 3 chapters anyway.

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Leon: That was... Uh...

Yasuhiro: Did that pink chic got ahold of some crack then went completely coo-coo and was revealed to be Junko's lovechild?

Kaito: That's... Actually kinda accurate.

Amari: Well then, ask or dare!

Saiko: BESURETOCHECKOUTHERAODTOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Meanwhile...

Kyoko: Did you find anything?

????: Yeah, I found something. There are 6 original hosts here right? Not including the yandere crew or the other hosts who dropped in like Angel, Moonstar, Cash and Amari.

Kyoko: Yes. That would be Soulin, Caori, Lovan, Soul, Saiko and Shin.

????: Well, I found something, there's a 7th host.

Kyoko: A 7th host?

????: Yes, and whoever they are, they've been hiding themselves from behind the scenes.

Kyoko: Are you sure it's not Akiho or any of Soulin's alternates?

????: No, it's someone we never saw before.

Kyoko: Interesting, perhaps this could be linked to what happened in your point of view of what happened in the killing game, about how all of us are fictional.

????: Yeah but Tsumugi doesn't remember anything about her role as the mastermind. It's like she was split from her normal, plain self and from her crazy, mastermind self.

Kyoko: I see, keep investigating. With this information, I could find us a lead.

????: Ok, thanks. Goes off

Kyoko: Waits until ???? was gone Are you going to reveal yourself by now, Akiho?

Akiho: Caught me red handed darling. You should really stop this investigation. There's pretty much nothing to see.

Kyoko: Tell that to Junko who has been reincarnated many times, or to the nonexistent despair disease that should only exist in the Neo World program when Monokuma was taking it over.

Akiho: Fair point, just accept it as it is. The 7th host would not be so happy if you were to snoop around where you do not belong.

Kyoko: So there is a 7th host.

Akiho: Whoopsie doopsie, not supposed to say that!~ Aw well, ta ta~ But do know that I really warned you, which is something I don't do. Throws a smoke bomb and disappears

Kyoko: Coughs a bit as she waits for the smoke to clear 'Whoever this 7th host is, it has to be dangerous for even Akiho to warn me about them... We better be careful...'

Meanwhile somewhere in the mansion

????????: Ok, now let's see here... Goes to Soul's PC and tries to get in Locked, as expected. I'm not an Ultimate Programmer like Chihiro but let's just do this... Types in something and got in Wow, Nagito's advice on how to bullsh*t things was really helpful. Now let's see what we got... Searches the files Bingo. Clicks on 1 'Second World Arc' huh? Checks the file's contents What the...

In one of the texts:
Attacked by the Second Worlders: Soulin89
Injuries: Lost of one of her eye's function, not being able to move, forced muteness, slight amnesia, scars, blood loss
Recovery time: 1 month
Report by Lovan

????????: That's way too short of a time for Soulin to recover from that. Grabs a USB and copies all the files before placing it into their pocket and moving on Hm? This looks interesting. Clicks on it

Report on the events of the Failed Execution:
Victim: Soulin89
Status: Alive but at the time went into a coma
Injuries: Many wounds, cuts, blood loss and so on, cannot explain much due to how much I can mentally take
Place of recovery: Shiro's home
Recovery rate: 3 1/2 months, 4 weeks and a day
Report sent in by Soul87

????????: What is this? Who are they sending these reports to? Heard footsteps coming their way and quickly shuts everything down before booking it

Lovan: Comes into the room and slightly narrows down his eyes before sighing I told Caori that putting our reports to Soul's PC was a bad idea. We not only cause a great deal of stress to Soul himself but also allow unwanted individuals to come and peek as they please. This is a long day.

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