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Arthur: Killing Jack

Joker: Asleep with Kai

Hajime: Finally we're back to normal.

Shuichi: I didn't lie, did I?

Kaede: No, thankfully.

Cash: Eating some pills Come on Ren, do it.

Ren: No.

Cash: Do it.

Monokuma: If not, you get a punishment!

Mondo: Hey Monokuma, you have your entire life to be a pain in the a**, why not take today off?

Caori, Kiyondo, Daiya and Shin: OOOOHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kaito: Bu, burn!

Monokuma: Gah! Son of a biscuit!

Caori: Hey Monokuma, do you need some ice-water for that burn? Oh wait, nevermind, you're a robot.

Shin, Saiko, Cash, Mondo and Kazuichi: OOOOHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Monokuma: Oh come on!

Ren: Haha! Ok, that's enough roasting, I'll do it.

Tenko: Do what degenerate male?

Ren: Kisses Tenko I love you.

Tenko: Blushes Wh- You disgusting-

Ren: Degenerate male?

Tenko: No- Yes- ARGH YOU BAKA!!!!! Storms off

Zero: D— did Tenko just called Ren Baka?

Ren: I'm more surprised that she didn't hit me.

Cash: Told ya.

Himiko: My magic tells me that she likes you.

Hifumi: Such a classic example of a Tsundere!

Byakuya: Tch, such low-life.

Mondo: Byakuya, remember how I asked for your opinion? Me neither.

Kazuichi, Kiyondo, Daiya, Shin and Kaito: OOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Toko: G-gah!

Byakuya: Storms off

Caori: We are killing it!

Chiaki: Comes back What did I miss?

Rod (Remnant of Despair) Mahiru: Just us.

Mahiru: WHA?!?!?!?!?!

Lovan: @ErliFania dares the Remnants of Despair to be here for 20 chapters.

Rod Kazuichi: Tch, look at my other self. Fallen so low for that Hamster boy, pathetic.

Kazuichi: About to cry

Ibuki and Sonia: Comforts him

Gundham: Growls Do you want to feel the wrath of the great, Gundham Tanaka?!

Rod Kazuichi: Ha, try me you wannabe overlord.

Rod Sonia: Gundham is mine and mine alone!

Ouma: Yeah, you say it!

Amari: Kokichi, sometimes it's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than open it and remove all doubt.

Half of the cast: OOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Ouma: WWWAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! You're so mean Amari!

Soul: Shut it faker, you're cape isn't even that convincing.

Half of the cast: OOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amari and Soul: Hi-fives

Rod Kazuichi: Fighting Gundham

Ibuki: Go Gundham!

Rod Sonia: Fighting Sonia

Rod Akane and Nekomaru: Fighting Akane and Nekomaru

Izuru: So boring.

Rod Nagito: Despair-

Nagito: STAY AWAY YOU MONSTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Throws hope bagels

Sayaka: These are the Remnants of Despair?!

Korekiyo: Yes, they are.

Rods: Attacking almost everyone

The rest: Either running or fighting back

Caori: FORE!!!! Hits Rods with a sledgehammer to a room

Soulin: Locks it We'll keep them here until the dare is over.

Lovan: It's made of electric re-enforced steel so they can't get out.

Saiko: Brought to you by Pyscho exclusives! If ya wanna kill and torture, then you came to the right place!

Shin: Facepalms Really?

Rod Ibuki: Banging on the door You'll never defeat us!

Ren: Too late, we just did.

Cash, Zero, Saiko and a few others: OOOHHHH!!!!!!!

Gundham: Hugs Kazuichi Are you alright my Dark Prince?

Kazuichi: Hugs back *Sniff* Y-yeah, I'm fine. Thank you Gundy.

Gundham: You're welcome.

Sonia: Those people will stay there until it's all over.

Takaaki: Yes.

Shin: Now, @Melody2027 asked if we played Persona and if so what's your favourite character?

Soul: We, never played Persona.

Cash: What?! Why?!

Soul: Don't ask.

Chiaki: I like every character!

Soul: Ok, that's done.

Monokuma: Still, I'm gonna give you all a punishment for locking my most prized pupils!

Soulin: Monokuma, please save your breath. You'd probably need it to blow up the next dare.

Half of the cast: OOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Monokuma: Darn it!

Toko: Y-you apologise t-to m-my Master!

Amari: Hey Toko you write books right?

Toko: Y-yes?...

Amari: Good story, but in what chapter do you shut the f*ck up?

Half of the cast: OOOOHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Jake, Ren and Akp: BURN!!!!!!!!!

Toko: G-gah!

Ouma: Haha! You're all so stupid!

Caori: Are you always such an idiot, or do you just show off when I'm around?

Half of the cast: OOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Ouma: WWWAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! You're all so mean and stupid to me!

Soulin: Ouma, stupidity isn't a crime so feel free to go.

Half of the cast: OOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saiko: So much firah!

Soul: Welp, ask or dare and comment down which comeback is the best!

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