???: Yeah I changed a bit of this. Deal with it. Goes back to her own time
Caori: Still eating the lollipops from the last dare
Lovan: Facepalms
Asahina: How many how you ate already?!
Lovan: She had already ate 498 of those lollipops, all dipped with gasoline.
Caori: What? It's good.
???: Finally! About time!
Naegi: What is it?
???: We got a dare from AgentKittypaws!
Caori: Yes! Finally, she dared us!
Fuyuhiko: What the f*ck kind of a name is that?!
Kyoko: Don't insult her.
???: Anyway, she dares all random people to kiss each other Since she doesn't know you guys, we'll just do this by ships.
Hifumi: Fanboying
???: But some of you must kiss someone else due to there being no ships for you.
Lovan: And Teruteru will not join in this as well.
Teruteru: Oh come on. You know how good I am with the ladies.~
Caori: Nope! Throws Teruteru into a room and locks the door
???: By the way Hifumi, Daiya, you won't join as well but you can just watch.
Hifumi: Yes!!! I'll use this as the perfect chance to create shipping fanfics!
Caori: Yeah boi!
Daiya: Wait. Why can't I join?
Caori: Cuz we couldn't find any ships with you in it.
Daiya: Oh. I'm quite releived since I don't want to kiss people I don't know.
???: Also, Alter Ego, Monokuma and Usami aren't doing this as well since they're robots and Alter Ego's an a.i. And Yasuhiro is busy with some stuff.
Alter Ego: I understand.
Leon: Lucky.
Nagito: Still taped to the chair Hey! Lucky is my ultimate! How dare you used it!
Naegi: It's also mine you know?
Usami: This is too inappropriate for my students!
Monokuma: Oh quit your whinning Monomi!
Usami: My name isn't Monomi!
Lovan: That's enough. Now, if you may ???.
???: Thanks Lovan. First up are the most popular ships, Kyoko x Makoto and Hajime x Chiaki!
Hajime: What?!
Komaru: Big brother, I didn't know that you had a girlfriend.
Naegi: No I don't!
???: Come on and kiss already!
Kyoko: Pecks Naegi in the cheeks
Naegi: Blushes
Hajime and Chiaki: Quickly kisses on the lips before turning away blushing
Sayaka: Aw! That's so cute!
???: Next up, Nagito x Mikan and Byakuya x Toko!
Toko: M-me?! A-and m-my white knight?! Swooning and daydreaming
