How to hide feelings. Crenny

Chapter 1

Craig Tucker sat in detention.
The room was small and squished, Clyde Donovan sat on one side of him gossiping with Bebe Stevens. On the other side sat Leslie Meyers.
PC principle was in the front of the room glaring at all the kids.
His eyes rested on an empty desk right in front of Craig's.
"Umm where is Ken-" PC was interrupted by Kenny McCormic bursting into the classroom.
His hoodie was down and dirty, tangled, unwashed blonde hair framed his face.
"Where have you been mr McCormic?" PC principle demanded.
"Giving Blowjobs to 12 boys in the cafeteria." Kenny responded calmly.
He sat down in the empty chair in front of Craig and continued. "If I'm gonna be in here every day for a month, don't expect me to be on time everyday."
"Where's your hoodie?" Craig asked. Suddenly curious.
Kenny whipped his head around. He. Was. Beautiful.
He had teal blue eyes and freckles everywhere. "Wouldn't you like to know Tucker Fucker?"
He gestured to the orange hoodie around his shoulders. "I don't remember taking this off." He admitted. "But that's what happens when ya give 20 BJs."
"I thought you said there were 12 boys." Craig said, he didn't give a flying fuck about what Kenny was doing to be this late, but he just wanted to hear Kenny's unmuffled voice. They were only 15 so it was wrong for Kenny to do anything like that, but! It's Kenny, he's done things like that his whore life.(I'm sorry 😂)
"Yeah, most of them got 2. Man! Ya should have seen it! I had em all lined up against a wall in the cafeteria... I hope jimmy didn't pull out too much of my hair..."
"So then, four of them only got one." Craig told him.
"Eww math." Kenny mumbled under his breath, laying his head down on his desk.
"Eww a slut!" Craig snapped back.
Clyde giggled like a dork and passed a note to Bebe, she read it. And passed it to Wendy who was next to her.
This kept happening until Kenny got the note. It said:
Kenny: *doesnt wear hoodie*
Craig: ( ͡☉⁄ ⁄ ͜⁄ ͜ʖ̫⁄ ⁄ ͡☉)
"Pfffffft pahahahahHshshdgsfhaga!" Kenny laughed. He threw the paper on the floor over his shoulder and spun around to face Craig.
"So baby..."
He saw Craig look at him in disgust and flip him off. But Kenny never backs down.
"I see you lookin'."
"What are you talking-" Craig began, but was interrupted by Kenny.
"You wanna make my number for today 21 or 22?"
A lot of kids in detention starting laughing but Craig just glared at him.
"I have a boyfriend Kenny."
"Or Yeah! Where is little-prince-spaz-attack?"
"Tweek isn't in detention, he's a good kid." Craig answered, trying hard not to laugh at the nickname.
"Or really..." Kenny got a devilish look in his eye. "Why are you in here then baby boy?"
"I flipped off the lunch lady."
All the kids got silent as they remembered Chef and his tragic death, after that, the kids got the most annoying and stupid lunch lady there is. Mrs. Helen.
"Wh-why are you in here... Ken-doll?"
Kenny (Somehow, out of his control) blushed a little and replied.
"I fucked the lunch lady."
Craig blinked about 70 times and let his mouth drop open. "But she's so ugly."
"I thought you were gay?"
"I am!" Craig insisted.
"Then how do you know what girls are ugly or pretty?"
"What?"
"Alright children, all of you turn around and sit down. You can't leave until someone picks you up." PC principle said as all the kids faced him.
"Be it your mom..."
Clyde started crying.
"Or your dad..."
Eric Cartman started crying.
"Or a girlfriend..."
Stan Marsh sniffled a little.
"Or a boyfriend..."
Craig sat up thinking about tweek.
"Or whoever! They just need to be close to you." PC finished.
"Okay!" Kenny exclaimed. He took out his phone and opened the contact that said: ginger Jew from Jersey.
And said.
Hey sexy boy... if you pick me Stan and fat boy up from detention I will totally give you a night to remember... 😏
Kyle Broflovski replied by saying.
Omg what did you guys do this time? You're gonna be the death of me! What room are you in.
Kenny said:
Room 209 thank ya Kyle! You're the best.
He turned to his friends and said. "Cartman, Stan! Kyle is comin to pick us up!"
Stan sighed and smiled.
Tweek came rushing into the room. "H-hey NNG Gah! Babe."
"Hi honey."
Kenny felt tears form in his eyes. Why was he so upset? Whatever! He was probably just jealous because Craig got to leave detention before him.
Kyle came walking in right behind tweek and immediately spotted his friends.
"Stan! Kenny! Cartman!" He bellowed, almost like he was calling three mischievous puppies.
Tweek looked at him and was reminded of how Craig would beat everyone up before their relationship got serious. Tweek wanted a boyfriend that would yell and throw things and also be there when he needed him. Like Kyle.
Tweek shook the thought out of his head as Kyle proceeded to yell at his friends.
"What the hell did you do? I can't believe this! You're all idiots!" He said the last sentence in a playful voice.
"I blew 20 guys." Kenny answered.
"I drew a swastika on the wall in the cafeteria." Cartman responded.
"I............."
"Yes Stan, spit it out!"
"I Uh... I... started a food fight." Stan finally said.
"Ugh, come on guys, let's go."
Tweek watched as the four of them left the room.
Man, Kyle's hot! But I can't think that! I have a boyfriend, and I'm gonna stick with him no matter what!