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Ireland: hello everyone and welcome to country's got talent

Scotland: and we our your hosts and our jugmdges this year are.... The econamy, poverty, a random guy we found on the street claed Jeff and finally Simon Cowell

Ireland: and today our first audition is America who is gonna attempt to beat a Guinness world record of eating the most ham burgers

(later)

America: (appears on stage) hello everyone and I'm gonna attempt to-

Simon Cowell: we know we know just get it over with you and Mark from  guinesss

Ameirca: how did you-

Poverty: its always bloody mark!

America: ook..... 3....2.....1.....NOW!

(53 ham burgers later)

America:... I..... Done.... It....

Britain: (appears) he cheated!

America: DUDE you promised not to tell!

Britain: SO YOU ADMIT IT!!

Scotland: looks like America is disqualified

America: (being dragged away) I'LL GET YOU BACK ENGLAND!!!!

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