Ireland: top in the morning to ya
England: knock knock
Ireland: no
Scotland: INDEPENANCE
England: for the last time-
Germany: let him dream England, let him dream.
Finland: hello
Bulgaria: helllooooo
Ukraine: hello
Russia: HeLlO CoMrAdE
America: china
China: what
America: your japenese
China: ._. My life is a lie
Hungary: you beimg cared about is a lie
Iceland: BURNNN!!
canada: that burned more then 1666 in england
England: ._. ... I'm gonna touch you now....
Canada: PAEDO!!!!!
America: don't be a mexico
Mexico: what did you say
America: your momma
Mexico: my momma is a what?
America: big
Mexico: not as big as yours
Americas mom: **whacks him with purse with bars of gold in it and walks away**
Mexico: x_x (dead)
Russia: hes always been dead
Panama:..........
Old Zealand: what is it?
Panama: I'm thinking about... PINGUS......
Australia: your thinking about what?
Canada: *trys not to laugh**
Panama: PINGUS PINGUS PINGUS PINGUS PINGUS PINGUS PINGUS PINGUS PINGUS PINGUS
russia: **becomes giant and puts them all on a book and closes book killing them** and they all lived not so happily squashed after about 185 words
Uranus: **shoots him** you have failed me
Pingu: **shoots him** you should of looked behind yo-
Bob the builder: **snipes him from building then goes 360 and shoots peppa pig** after all this I've finally tied up loose end-
Stay puft marshmallow: **stomps on him**you up idio-
Zombie peppa: **bites him turning him into a zombie
Resserected Hitler: **nukes them all**
Ég er hjá yfirmanninu-
Eggman: **shoots him** PINGU-
russia: **closes even bigger book** and they all li-
Uranus: **points gun at him**
Russia: here we go again...
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worldwide group chat
HumorWhat would happen if country's had there own group chat? Well the answer is simple. ALL HELL WILL BREAK THROUGHHHH!!!
