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7. A Mexican, an Arab & an Alabama girl are in the same bar. The mexican finishes his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his pistol & shoots the glass to pieces, saying "In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap, we don't have to drink with the same one twice". The Arab, being Muslim, is drinking non alcohol beer, guzzles it down, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK47 & shoots the glass to pieces, saying "In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't have to drink with the same one twice either". The Alabama girl, picks up her beer, chugs it down, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, shoots the Mexican & the Arab, catching her glass, setting it on the bar for a refill, saying "In Alabama, we have so many illegal immigrants that we don't have to drink with the some ones twice!"

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