Phil has always been madly in love with Dan, or so he thought. He wasn't truly aware of what he lusted for until he had murdered the previous "love of his life". It was then that he caresses the smooth pot of the houseplant and felt pure ecstasy for...
While pushing the memory of Dan further and further away, Phil slowly caressed his precious plant while feeding it applesauce. "Sweet, delicious, crispy baby" he whispered into it's leaves. "..." Phil suddenly had an overwhelming urge to eat the plant. So he did. He slowly and sensually devoured the entire plant (including the pot) and by the end he felt so horny he couldn't contain himself. And he just ate his one and only cum dumpster. ———————————————————————— Wandering through the aisles, Phil looked like a wild animal. He was still covered in his dead lover's remains, and he was hungry for more. Once Phil found the houseplant aisle, he dropped onto all fours and broke into a sprint! He ate plants after plants, while simultaneously thrusting into other plants, then eating those ones too. All the employees just stood at the end of the aisle. Nobody tried to stop him, or call the cops. Some of them were enjoying it too, but they were deeply saddened to find out that a customer had called the cops. Police POV "PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR RETARD" An officer yelled as he broke the door down. But when Phil turned around, he let out a small gasp. Phil was the most beautiful creature he had ever seen. He decided then and there that Phil would be HIS. So he walked up to Phil, grabbed him by the shirt, and dragged him out of the store and into his car. Once he shoved Phil into his backseat, he pulled out a large metal bat from his ear and hit Phil over the head with it. Not hard enough to kill him but hard enough to knock him out for a few hours.
Phil's POV
I tried to open my eyes, but the white blinding light above me was too bright. "Is this heaven?" I thought out loud. " No big brain, this is my basements" officer sexy said while gazing over Phil's sexy body. He hadn't tied Phil down to the table, although he wanted to, because he didn't want to make his baby uncomfortable. Phil then realized he only had one option on how to get out of this situation. The next few minutes were a blur as he attempted to seduce officer sexy, which worked, and Phil ended up on top of him. While they were aggressively making out, Phil positioned his hands and got ready. *snap* Grinning, Phil gazed over the officer's dead body while feeling very proud of himself. Although he still had to find another lover, Phil couldn't waste this beautiful corpse. He seemed 100x more sexy when he was dead, so Phil skull fucked him until his brains were leaking out of his nostrils. "Cool, cool." Phil said as he shoved the body on the floor and shoved a shelf on top of it. As Phil was planning out what to do next, he spotted the sexiest houseplant he had ever laid eyes on. Sitting just beside the kitchen sink, he wouldn't have noticed it as he passed on his way to the door, except this plant seemed to flow as if it were surrounded by a sparkling halo. He gently grabbed it and made his way out the front door.
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