MLBPK Group Chat

concerned

Rebecca- uncultured swine
Thommy- memelord
Josie- partner in memes
Caleb- meme supplier
Flower- co-memelord
Eli- emo nightmare
Bridget- alarm clock
Alexander- sunshine boi
Adrien- hermit crab
Wolfy- tree hugger
Kitson- canigetawaffle -> meme guard

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partnerinmemes has changed bridget's name to alarm clock

alarm clock: y

partnerinmemes: my gf told me what u did u bitch

alarm clock: i only meant to wake becca up

uncultured swine: Gee, thanks.

alarm clock: thommy was collateral damage

uncultured swine: But was it worth getting hit with a chair?

alarm clock: absolutely

emo nightmare: becca control ur sister

uncultured swine: What did she do?

emo nightmare: flower, wolfy, thommy, kit, alex and i r going to mcdonalds

hermit crab: tf

emo nightmare: to play in the playgroudn duh

hermit crab: ur all actual children

emo nightmare: whatever

emo nightmare: we're walkijng so we're foing across the highway

meme supplier: pls dont die

emo nightmare: yeye

emo nightmare: anyway thommy just kind of threw herself into onciming traffic

uncultured swine: Is she okay???

emo nightmare: that has yet to be determined

tree hugger: we lost her lmao

memeguard: ye she just kind if disappeared behind a car

sunshine boi: she might be dead lmao

partnerinmemes: nah shes alive

alarm clock: and u kno bc ???

memesupplier: she once drank en entire cup of coffee mixed with redbull and walked away fine

comemelord: she fell down a huge ass flight of stairs and walked away fine

partnerinmemes: this also isnt the first time shes yeeted herself in front of a car

tree hugger: kit do u regret joining these demons

memeguard: not at all

memeguard: being in the mdt makes u basically invincible

partnerinmemes: do u feel powerful?

memeguard: hell yeah i do