MLBPK Group Chat

add a hades kid and what do you get? more chaos!

Rebecca- uncultured swine
Thommy- memelord
Josie- partner in memes
Caleb- meme supplier
Flower- co-memelord
Eli- emo nightmare
Bridget- alarm clock
Alexander- sunshine boi
Adrien- hermit crab
Wolfy- tree hugger
Kitson- canigetawaffle -> meme guard

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memelord: is it possible to mix 12 hour energy redbull and coffee

sunshine boi: ye but ur gonna die

memelord: ur point is

partnerinmemes: thommy ily

memelord: ily2

partnerinmemes: but i need you alive

memelord: fine whatever

memelord: @ uncultured swine can i add a person???

uncultured swine: Sure.

memelord has added gayandreadytodie to "Group Chat"

memesupplier; ew the name is so boring

memesupplier has changed the chat name to "welcome to the madness"

emo nightmare: is that a yuri on ice reference

memesupplier: ;)

gayandreadytodie: why am i here

memelord; bc i care abt u

hermit crab: holy shit

tree hugger: s c r e e n s h o t t e d

uncultured swine: Nico, how did you do it?

gayandreadytodie: ???

uncultured swine: How did you win over Thommy's affection? Flower, Caleb, and Josie won't tell me.

gayandreadytodie: actually

gayandreadytodie: thommy won over my affection

tree hugger: :0

emo nightmare: :0

hermit crab: :0

alarm clock: :0

sunshine boi: :0

memeguard: hey!!! thommy cares abt me too

memeguard: right??

memelord: yee i care abt everyone in the mdt + reyna, nico, and piper

uncultured swine: Wow.

memelord: i still have mixed feeling abt u

gayandreadytodie: i feel strangely validated

memelord: ily

gayandreadytodie:

gayandreadytodie: ily2

gayandreadytodie has left the chat

tree hugger: this is revolutionary

emo nightmare: s c r e e n s h o t t e d

memelord: i hate both of u

memesupplier: guys ahjrn

memesupplier: herklp

memesupplier: im cryingggf

memesupplier: hekgl

uncultured swine: Caleb, calm down

memesupplier: mhm

uncultured swine: Okay, what's wrong?

memesupplier; one of my binders is missing

memelord: r u sure u didnt misplace it

memesupplier: a bunch if my other stuff was moved like someone had done it themselves so it was stolen

partnerinmemes: thommy and i will keep an eye out tonight, ok?

memesupplier: thanks

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True to their word, Thommy and Josie didn't sleep that night. They closed their eyes and rubbed circles on each other's hands to keep them awake. They listened to Caleb's bunk across from them. Until 12:00, everything was silent. Then the footsteps were heard.

Thommy squinted and saw a familiar annoying homophobe who happened to be Josie's ex. He looked around and kneeled next to Caleb's stuff, then opened the backpack and rifled through it, pulling out a binder.

"What the fuck do you think you're doing?" Thommy hissed, waking up a few kids around them.

The guy turned to her, fear evident in his eyes. "Uh.. I need evidence.."

"Let go of my stuff," Caleb said, having woken up a little bit ago.

"You're a fake boy!" the other male accused.

Thommy had had enough. She grabbed the guy by his shirt and forced the binder out of his hand, dragging him to the Big House. Halfway there, Conner and Travis had caught up with her.

Mr.D was sitting on the porch, half heartedly talking to Chiron. Why they were awake still, Thommy didn't question it.

"Thommy, Conner, Travis, Joseph, what is the meaning of this?" Chiron asked.

"Joseph has been stealing Caleb's binders," Thommy growled out, throwing said male in front of her and kicking him down.

"We'll deal with it," Mr. D agreed. "Go back to your cabin, Thommy."

"Cya Mr. D!" Conner and Travis said.

"Goodbye Cane and Tristan," Mr. D said.

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memelord: the evil has been vanquished

partnerinmemes: yeet