MLBPK Group Chat

balance has been shifted

Rebecca- uncultured swine
Thommy- memelord
Josie- partner in memes
Caleb- meme supplier
Flower- co-memelord
Eli- emo nightmare
Bridget- alarm clock
Alexander- sunshine boi
Adrien- hermit crab
Wolfy- tree hugger
Kitson- canigetawaffle -> meme guard
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memelord: why can i be gay but nico cant

emo nightmare: because nico has an aura of death and makes ppl uncomfortable to they decide to be dicks

memelord: what is this bullshit imm fight for nicos rights

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uncultured swine: Caleb just walked into the Poseidon cabin, looked around, said, "petition to make america gay again," and then walked out.

comemelord: truth or dare

uncultured swine: Oh.

partnerinmemes: yeah t'was a joke

memeguard: wait no where do i sign

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uncultured swine: Thommy, doth thee haveth the homework?

memelord: nah

uncultured swine: Lies. Get back here and do your homework. I checked your backpack.

memelord: fuck off mom

sunshine boi: ur grounded

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alarm clock: cockroaches will take over the world one day

uncultured swine: I swear to the Gods if you're getting drunk with the MDT

memesupplier: im supervising i promise

tree hugger: then why the fuck is flower trying to get chiron to let her ride him

memelord: hehe

tree hugger: tom i swear-

memelord: tom?

tree hugger: kit, eli, bridget, alex, adrien & i all decided to call u tom

uncultured swine: Why was I left out?

alarm clock: coz ur boring

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comemelord: i have smth rlly important to say

uncultured swine: Is everything okay?

sunshine boi: r u ok?

comemelord: just

comemelord: i lost the game

alarm clock: GODS FUCKING DAMNIT FLOWER

uncultured swine: I dont get it?

memelord has kicked comemelord from the chat

memelord: begone thot

uncultured swine: ???

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hermit crab: can i pls add flower back. hes been bitching for an hour

emo nightmare has added comemelord to the chat

uncultured swine: I thought Flower was a girl?

memelord: hes genderfluid you fucking tasteless burnt carrot

uncultured swine: How can you tell what pronouns he's using? 

comemelord: if u kno me well then u can just tell

uncultured swine: I've known you for longer than anyone here??

comemelord: yes but u dont know me well

memelord: just take our word for it

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gotta level out the angst with some shit

-P.V.