Hotline:Castle.Mogeko Castle x Jacket Reader

Prologue:The Casino And The Forest

(Y/n Aka Jacket POV)

I Get Out Of The Van And Look To My Right To See Wolf (Stay Off The Dance Floor) And Then To My Left And See Chains And Houston.

I Walk To The Back With Wolf And He Picks Up The Thermal (Shitty) Drill.

We Sneak In The Casino And A Guy Sees Me But I Shut Him Up By Taping His Mouth But Another Idiot Pressed The Panic Button...Ah Shit...Here We Go Again.

I Hit A Guard With Carpenter's Delight Alot Of Times "THE FOLLOWING PRESENTATION HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY".

I Yeet A Money Bag Across The Street And Dallas Catches It,I Turn Around To See Jhiro Use His Anime Powers To Slice A Cloaker In Half,"DALLAS! ATRAPA" Sangres Shouts As He Throws A Money Bag.

Dallas Gets In The Van's Driver Seat And I Run But Get Surrounded By Shields,Cloakers,Skulldozers,Tasesrs.

I Almost Burned To Death By My Own Molotov But I Made,"That Was *Rewind* Intense".

(Timeskip Brought To You By Microsoft Jacket)

I Sat On A Train Because...Plot,I Fell Asleep And...

I Wake Up And Get Off The Train And Bump Into Someone,"Hey! Watch It!" I Hear A Voice Say,I Look Down At The Voice And See A Gi-Ahem! A Loli, 'Idk Why This Surprises Me...Im In Weeb Land After All'.

We Walk In Silence After She Picks Up A Fucking Piece Of Ham (Ham! The Most Dangerous Weapon...Or Atleast He Knows It As Ham) Until "Whats Your Name" The Loli Asks Me "*REWIND* Jacket" I Respond, 'I Can't Tell Her My Real Name...I DON'T TRUST LOLIS' I Say In My Head,"My Name Is Yonaka Kurai"
'Weeb Land -_-'.

We Are Currently Gonna Be Raped By Perverted Pikachus...I Put On My Mask And See They Got Like WTF And I Also Was Like WTF A Bit Because Of This Things...

I Punt The First One And He Gets Impaled By A Branch,I Run To A Tree And Walljump And Land On Top Of A Mogeko (Imagine This As First Person View...It Would Be Awesome),I Killed It...I Grab One By Its Tail And Spin It Around Hitting The Others With It,I Stomp One's Head And Impale The Last One On A Branch And Punch It,Making It Get Impaled Deeper With Each Punch,"AAAAAAAGH! PLEASE STO-" It Couldn't Finish Talking As I Punched Its Head Clean Off 'FATALITY!'.

We Keep Walking And See A Castle...Nowhere Else To Go,We Walk Inside And The Door Closes Behind Us...

'MOTHERFU-'

CHAPTER END