if you're still asking then you need a doctor.
3rd p. POV
well every one was recovering from hades and nico's performance Poseidon steeped froward. A bright, cheerful, and a together Disney song started to play. huge grins started to appear on all the halfbloods faces, well in the back grounded unseen by most Percy was face palming. all of a sudden the words "The seaweed is always greener"were belted out over the crowed. everyone turn to Poseidon who was "sing" as loud as he could.
"In somebody else's lake
You dream about going up there
But that is a big mistake
Just look at the world around you
Right here on the ocean floor
Such wonderful things surround you
What more is you lookin' for?"
all the halfbloods were either laughing there asses off or sing along with the off tune god of the sea.
"Under the sea
Under the sea
Darling it's better
Down where it's wetter
Take it from me
Up on the shore they work all day
Out in the sun they slave away
While we devotin'
Full time to floatin'
Under the sea"
at this point in time Hermes was making some planes. well every body was singing and laughing with Poseidon, Hermes had left the throne room and was currently talking to the head of Olympus's biggest tv network to go over their planes for their "hit new show" godly idol.
"Down here all the fish is happy
As off through the waves they roll
The fish on the land ain't happy
They sad 'cause they in their bowl
But fish in the bowl is lucky
They in for a worser fate
One day when the boss get hungry
Guess who's gon' be on the plate"
out of Percy's dumb luck his dad had seen him face palm. so well Percy hid in the back Poseidon used his godly powers to summon percy to the middle of the room wearing *cough*a little mermaid*cough* costume.
"Under the sea
Under the sea
Nobody beat us
Fry us and eat us
In fricassee
We what the land folks loves to cook
Under the sea we off the hook
We got no troubles
Life is the bubbles
Under the sea
Under the sea
Since life is sweet here
We got the beat here
Naturally
Even the sturgeon an' the ray
They get the urge 'n' start to play
We got the spirit
You got to hear it
Under the sea"
Percy had a look of horror on his face as he stud in the middle of the room dressed as disnesy's princess the little mermaid. in fact at that moment in time he swore in his head he'd find away to get his dad back for this.
"The newt play the flute
The carp play the harp
The plaice play the bass
And they soundin' sharp
The bass play the brass
The chub play the tub
The fluke is the duke of soul
(Yeah)
The ray he can play
The lings on the strings
The trout rockin' out
The blackfish she sings
The smelt and the sprat
They know where it's at
An' oh that blowfish blow"
mean while at the network the phones where off the hook with peoples votes coming in for their favourite performance of the night.
"Under the sea
Under the sea
When the sardine
Begin the beguine
It's music to me
What do they got? A lot of sand
We got a hot crustacean band
Each little clam here
know how to jam here
Under the sea
Each little slug here
Cuttin' a rug here
Under the sea
Each little snail here
Know how to wail here
That's why it's hotter
Under the water
Ya we in luck here
Down in the muck here
Under the sea"
with that the song ended, gods and halfbloods alike were laughing their asses off, and Percy was attempting to murder Poseidon.
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