imagine, you are just a poor girl from dick, mississippi. one day, while sleeping in your dumpster bin outside of mcdonald's. you wake up, to see none other than cody fern himself poking you with a stick to see if you're dead or not. he has an angelic, almost blinding, aura surrounding him. "wh-who are you ?! you're not cody !" you exclaim. cody was your heterosexual ex boyfriend, who broke up with you for unknown reasons. "i'm cody, but also god," he explains calmly, and with a warm smile. you gasp, but he calmly silences you. "listen, i need you to do something. i'm going to flood the earth, and need you to build another ark." his voice is serious, dead serious. "okay. i'll do it." you now know why he broke up with you. months later, the ark is finished. cody is pleased with your hard work. "you've done well," he states. as the earth begins to flood, you think you and cody will be the last people on earth. however, he pushes you overboard and lets eric onto the boat. gay icon.
