Imagine seeing Cody Fern flying down the streets in his brand new Peppa Pig rollerblades. You grab his arm, and are able to stop him. He starts juuling in your face and saying, "I hope the frogs vore you in your sleep tonight." You look terrified. "Cody...please stop this," you plead. He blows blue raspberry juul pod puff in your face. "No, perish," he says as he skates off.