This part was written by: Pathblocket
Don't question our logic... or really.... Pathblocket's logic... SHE wrote this
Starring: Ani-Mayu(Mayu), Pathblocket(Pathy), & Midnight_ofthe_Dawn(Dawn)
Narrator: Doors of highschool slams open. Three girls walk in. Music is playing from a hidden source.
Pathy: *Dabs*
Everyone but Mayu, Dawn, Salior Mars, Narrator, Audience, and Pathy: *Dies*
Dawn: *Falls over because she is a smol stalk of grass and she is carrying a 500 lbs boombox* *wiggles like a fallen turtle trying to get upright*
Mayu: *Pulls Sailor Mars out of her bag and throws her across the school*
Pathy: *Sets the world on fire*
Mayu: *Pulls out the world's supply of rocks from her bag and starts to laugh manically*
Mayu's Bag: *Burns from Pathy's fire*
Mayu: Oh no, wherever could thine bag go?! *Says bunch of olden time word things* Thou! Art! Shakespeare Person!
Narrator: Suddenly Mayu becomes an Angel, Pathy becomes a devil, and Dawn becomes a random hybrid. Before I die, I would like to say thank you lol no I mean goodbye Pathy burned the world.
At this point Dawn realized she could take off her bag and stand up.
Dawn: So, what happened while I was... DOING NARUTO STUFF AND NOT LAYING ON THE FLOOR *looks around* ....... nevermind
Narrator: HOW DA FRICK AM I STILL ALIVE
Sailor Mars: *Sobs in corner because she doesn't understand this world and we haven't watched Sailor Moon.*
Pathy: Oops, I guess I set everything on fire... Welp!
Mayu: *Facepalms* Oh wait... I'm a Baka. I can just end this... whatever this is now, and spare the audience
Pathy: Wait, no, I need to burn-
The End
Pathy: Let me finish-
THE END
